TV Schedule for Cozi TV (WBTS-CD2) Nashua, NH

Married ... With Children Valentine's Day Massacre

A prom queen, now a pop star, sent Bud a valentine six years ago.

Married ... With Children Field of Screams

Al chains himself to a goal post to stop the demolition of Polk High's old sports field.

The King of Queens I, Candy

Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single.

The King of Queens Sparing Carrie

Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link: his wife, Carrie.

Roseanne Don't Make Room for Daddy

Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.

Roseanne Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.

Roseanne Labor Day

Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.

Roseanne Past Imperfect

When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.

Roseanne Lies My Father Told Me

Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.

Roseanne I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.

George Lopez I Only Have Eyes for You

Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.

George Lopez Team Leader

George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients.

George Lopez George Has Two Mommies

When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.

George Lopez Long Time No See

When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.

Married ... With Children Kelly Bounces Back

When Kelly tries for a spot in a commercial, Bud tells her secret to the competition.

Married ... With Children Married ... With Aliens

Al takes pictures of a UFO with the hope of winning a tabloid contest.

Married ... With Children Wabbit Season

Al contends with a hungry rabbit after taking up gardening to relax.

Married ... With Children Do Ya Think I'm Sexy

Peg is jealous when Al appears to be interested in a new neighbor (Rhonda Shear).

Married ... With Children One Down, Two to Go

Al thinks Kelly is a kept woman when he visits her luxury apartment.

Married ... With Children And Baby Makes Money

A large inheritance can be Al's if the Bundys have another child.

The King of Queens Block Buster

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

The King of Queens Frozen Pop

Arthur disrupts Carrie and Doug's lives by moving from the cold basement to the much warmer second floor.

The King of Queens Party Favor

Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man.

The King of Queens Fair Game

Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller.

Two and a Half Men Tazed in the Lady Nuts

Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).

Two and a Half Men Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

Two and a Half Men Bite Me, Supreme Court

Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

Two and a Half Men Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

George Lopez George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed

George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.

George Lopez George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Órale Fixation

When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior.

George Lopez George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie

The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.

George Lopez George's Bogey-ous Relationship With Vic Is Putt to the Test

Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya.

Roseanne Body by Jake

Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.

Roseanne Isn't It Romantic?

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

The Nanny Fran's Roots

A woman (Telma Hopkins) believes that she, not Sylvia (Renee Taylor), is Fran's (Fran Drescher) mother due to a hospital mix-up.

The Nanny The Nanny and the Hunk Producer

The tabloids print a fictitious story about Maxwell cheating on his late wife during their honeymoon.

The Nanny The Passed-Over Story

Fran (Fran Drescher) re-evaluates her life when her high-school rival lands a starring role in Sheffield's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.

The Nanny No Muse Is Good Muse

Fran decides her destiny is to write music as she tries to get a famous rock star to record one of her songs.

Bob Hearts Abishola Sock Wife!

Bob's past and present collide when his ex-wife is admitted to Abishola's hospital; Christina recruits Kofo for a project to rename the sock colors.

Bob Hearts Abishola Happy People Are Lazy

Abishola decides to postpone taking the Medical College Admission Test, surprising everyone; Christina grapples with taking a job opportunity that could mean the end for Kofo and MaxDot.

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The Nanny When You Pish Upon a Star

Child star Jack Walker decides to give up show business when Fran tells him he should be doing the things normal children do.

The Nanny Take Back Your Mink

Sylvia (Renee Taylor) is offended when Fran (Fran Drescher) refuses to wear a mink coat she inherited from her Aunt Mimma. With Charles Shaughnessy.

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Married ... With Children The D'Arcy Files

When Marcy confronts Jefferson about his past, she is shocked to learn he is in a witness protection program.

Married ... With Children The Legend of Ironhead Haynes

Al turns to the leader (Waylon Jennings) of a men's movement when he needs help dealing with feminists.