Thursday, November 12th TV listings for Cozi TV (WEMW) Greensburg, PA
Married ... With Children I'm Going to Sweatland
Peggy believes Elvis appeared to her in the form of a sweat stain on Al's shirt.
Married ... With Children Poke High
Kelly becomes a cheerleader to win the attention of a football star (Beau Dremann).
The King of Queens S'ain't Valentine's
Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.
The King of Queens White Collar
Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old responsibilities.
Roseanne Labor Day
Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.
Roseanne Past Imperfect
When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.
Roseanne Lies My Father Told Me
Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.
Roseanne I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep
D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.
Roseanne Body by Jake
Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.
Roseanne Isn't It Romantic?
Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.
George Lopez Long Time No See
When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.
George Lopez Dubya, Dad and Dating
George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home.
George Lopez Dubya, Dad and Dating
George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner; on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.
George Lopez The Cuban Missus Crisis
Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced; George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves.
Married ... With Children Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?
Al is unable to buy Peggy an anniversary gift when he discovers his family has overcharged on his credit cards.
Married ... With Children Married ... Without Children
Marcy and Steve offer to baby-sit the Bundy children for the weekend.
Married ... With Children The Poker Game
Al takes Steve to his poker game, but Steve ends up losing his mortgage money.
Married ... With Children Peggy Sue Got Work
The Bundy family suffers when Peggy lands a job at a department store.
Married ... With Children Al Loses His Cherry
Al spends time at a swinging co-worker's apartment after a spat with Peggy.
Married ... With Children Nightmare on Al's Street
Marcy is concerned when Al figures prominently in her dreams.
The King of Queens Rayny Day
Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house.
The King of Queens Train Wreck
Doug is disappointed when Carrie isn't jealous of his beautiful trainee; Arthur feels he's been scammed when he orders a gravestone.
The King of Queens Where's Poppa?
Doug convinces cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) to take Arthur for the weekend; Doug is hit by a baseball and meets a new friend (Bill Cosby) at Dr. Becker's (Ted Danson) office.
The King of Queens Time Share
Carrie befriends her annoying neighbors so that their week at a Hamptons time-share does not go unused; Arthur develops a nasty rash.
Two and a Half Men Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.
Two and a Half Men Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
Two and a Half Men City of Great Racks
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
Two and a Half Men Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
George Lopez George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain
When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.
George Lopez George Buys a Vow
Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.
George Lopez George Watcha's Out for Jason
George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.
George Lopez George's Grand Slam
George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.
Roseanne Altar Egos
Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.
Roseanne Nine Is Enough
With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.
The Nanny The Tart With Heart
Fran decides to date a blind man after she is convinced by C.C. that men admire her only for her looks.
The Nanny The Cradle Robbers
Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperones Maggie on a date with an older man (Brian Bloom) and falls for the man's 25-year-old friend (Sean Kanan).
The Nanny The Bird's Nest
Fran helps Brighton when his failing science grades force Maxwell to threaten him with military school.
The Nanny The Rosie Show
Fran lands a weekly segment on a popular talk show, causing problems in her relationship with Maxwell.
Bob Hearts Abishola Tunde123
When Abishola finds out Tayo has given Dele a credit card, she worries he's being spoiled and becomes stricter with him; worried Abishola is being too harsh, Bob goes behind her back to do something special for Dele.
Bob Hearts Abishola Useless Potheads
With Abishola only helping part-time, Bob, Douglas and Christina struggle to take care of Dottie.
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The Nanny I've Got a Secret
Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a secret someone hiding upstairs, and Fran (Fran Drescher) is just dying to find out who.