Wednesday, September 30th TV listings for Cozi TV (WPCP) New Castle, PA
Married ... With Children Honey, I Blew Up Myself
Al enlists a group of feminists to destroy posters showing sexy photos of Peg.
Married ... With Children Sofa So Good
Kelly accidentally torches the couch while Peg and Al are away.
The King of Queens Parent Trapped
Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their new baby; Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel shop.
The King of Queens Dire Strayts
Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone to dinner; Doug gets stuck in an opening leading up to the attic.
Roseanne Homecoming
Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky.
Roseanne Thanksgiving '93
A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving.
Roseanne The Driver's Seat
Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joyriding.
Roseanne White Trash Christmas
The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.
Roseanne Suck Up or Shut Up
Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate.
Roseanne Busted
Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.
George Lopez A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.
George Lopez Profiles in Courage
George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.
George Lopez Secrets and Lies
When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.
George Lopez Girls Night Out
George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.
Married ... With Children Yard Sale
Because Peg has a passion for yard sales, Al decides the Bundys should hold their own.
Married ... With Children We'll Follow the Sun
The Bundys' autumn vacation plans go awry when they are caught in a huge traffic jam.
Married ... With Children Al ... With Kelly
Al and Kelly fake illnesses to get out of visiting Peg's mother.
Married ... With Children Sue Casa, His Casa
When Bud gets his driver's license and Al's insurance goes up, he cancels his policy.
Married ... With Children The Unnatural
Al's softball team benches him in favor of a younger player (Dan Blom).
Married ... With Children Dance Show
After Peg meets a married man (Sam McMurray), the Bundys get a visit from his jealous mate.
The King of Queens Doug Out
Doug feels so guilty about putting down Arthur that he gives him one of his Mets tickets; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball.
The King of Queens Tube Stakes
Doug gets upset with Carrie after his big-screen TV set is stolen because she accidentally left the garage door open.
The King of Queens Get Away
Doug and Carrie feel inadequate when they discover that their best friends have a very active love life.
The King of Queens Roamin' Holiday
Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend.
Two and a Half Men Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.
Two and a Half Men Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
Two and a Half Men Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.
Two and a Half Men Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.
George Lopez George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-Ante
George and Angie decide to have "the talk" with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.
George Lopez George Is Maid to Be Ruth-Less
George and Angie hire a maid (guest star Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.
George Lopez George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness
When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.
George Lopez George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La
George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally.
Roseanne David vs. Goliath
Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.
Roseanne Everyone Comes to Jackie's
Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.
The Nanny The Nose Knows
Dr. Miller (Spalding Gray) is no longer Fran's (Fran Drescher) savior when she discovers a disgusting personal habit of his.
The Nanny The Bank Robbery
A bank robber (Peter Scolari) regrets taking Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor) hostage.
The Nanny Samson, He Denied Her
A judge finds it difficult to control Fran when she hears the testimony of a housekeeper against her employer.
The Nanny The Facts of Lice
Fran accuses Maxwell of not spending enough time with his children when they get head lice, but he is spared.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.