Thursday, May 7th TV listings for Cozi TV (WTVJ2) Miami, FL
The Steve Harvey Show House Party
Cedric and Lovita pressure apartment-sitting Romeo to throw a party while Steve and Regina are out of town.
The Steve Harvey Show Not the Best Man
Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) is prompted to tell Steve (Steve Harvey) how she really feels about him while at her best friend's wedding.
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper Warriors
Mark is excited about joining the Golden State Warriors until he hears the condition: a one-on-one game with Charles Barkley.
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper Torn Between Two Teachers
Mark and Robin (Mark Curry, Dawnn Lewis) try to help a talented student (Christopher Carter) choose between extracurricular basketball and music.
The Nanny Here Comes the Brood
Feeling threatened by Fran's relationship with the children, C.C. takes them on a disastrous trip to the zoo.
The Nanny The Butler, the Husband, the Wife and Her Mother
Fran (Fran Drescher) persuades Niles (Daniel Davis) to pose as her husband after her mother (Renee Taylor) tells their cousins she is married.
Roseanne Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.
Roseanne This Old House
Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.
Roseanne The Commercial Show
Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.
Roseanne Therapy
Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop.
George Lopez A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.
George Lopez Profiles in Courage
George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.
George Lopez Secrets and Lies
When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.
George Lopez Girls Night Out
George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.
Married ... With Children I Can't Believe It's Butter
Peg's mother gets a job as a 976-sex phone operator to help with Christmas expenses.
Married ... With Children Love Conquers Al
Al and Peg join Peg's parents on a marriage-encounter weekend.
Married ... With Children The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly
Bud's life literally depends on getting Kelly to finish the exercise video she is signed to do.
Married ... With Children The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly
Bud unwittingly tapes a mobster's confession while shooting Kelly's video.
Married ... With Children Spring Break
Kelly and friends seduce Bud and his fraternity brothers out of their spring break tickets to Fort Lauderdale.
Married ... With Children Spring Break
Al concocts a scheme to have Kelly win the $100,000 prize in the beauty contest he is judging.
The King of Queens Fresh Brood
When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.
The King of Queens G'Night, Stalker
Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.
The King of Queens Move Doubt
Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.
The King of Queens Gambling N'Diction
Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.
Two and a Half Men Sarah Like Puny Alan
Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.
Two and a Half Men I Can't Afford Hyenas
Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.
Two and a Half Men Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
Two and a Half Men That Was Saliva, Alan
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
George Lopez George's Relatively Bad Idea
George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.
George Lopez George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition
George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.
George Lopez George Stare-oids Down Jason
George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.
George Lopez George Negoti-ate It
George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.
Roseanne Nightmare on Oak Street
When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period.
Roseanne Mall Story
It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody.
The Nanny Close Shave
When Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) social life clashes with her job as a candy striper, Fran (Fran Drescher) comes to the rescue.
The Nanny What the Butler Sung
Niles (Daniel Davis) does a different kind of job for Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) when he sings at a backers' audition.
The Nanny A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
Fran and Maggie (Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom) enter a contest where the winner appears on the cover of a Billy Ray Cyrus album.
The Nanny Strange Bedfellows
After attending a retirement party for a friend (Tyne Daly), Fran (Fran Drescher) stumbles into bed with Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
Paid programming.
Paid programming.
Highway to Heaven A Child of God
A dying woman tries to reconcile with her stern father for the sake of her illegitimate daughter.
Paid programming.
Paid programming.
Malcolm & Eddie Twisted Sisters
Malcolm plots an elaborate Halloween scam to get back at Eddie for his earlier prank.
Malcolm & Eddie Menace II Theology
Non-church-goers Malcolm and Eddie accidentally volunteer to teach Sunday school while visiting at Nicolette's church and find that they have a knack for public speaking.