Wednesday, July 29th TV listings for Cozi TV (WVIT2) New Haven, CT
The Steve Harvey Show Me, Me and Miss Jones
Steve and Romeo (Steve Harvey, Merlin Santana) become rivals for the affections of a 25-year-old swimsuit model.
The Steve Harvey Show No Free Samples
Rap artist Lil' Bow Wow (guest starring as himself) wants to sample an old hit of Steve's (Steve Harvey) group, the Hi-Tops. Jermaine Dupri and Ron Isley also guest star.
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper Slumber Party
Mark becomes the not-so-willing host of Nicole's birthday party after Geneva and Vanessa develop car trouble.
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper School's a Drag
Mark (Mark Curry) impersonates the school's principal, Ms. Moore, to thwart a lawsuit. Sherman Hemsley guest stars.
The Nanny The Dinner Party
Fran (Fran Drescher) learns that some of Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) high-society chums are making fun of her behind her back. Guest stars: Dick Martin and Mort Drescher.
The Nanny The Baby Shower
Fran (Fran Drescher), suffering from intense mood swings, becomes convinced that Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is having an affair. With Lauren Lane.
Roseanne Deliverance
Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop.
Roseanne Secrets
Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.
Roseanne Don't Make Me Over
Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.
Roseanne Aliens
Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.
George Lopez Secrets and Lies
When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.
George Lopez Girls Night Out
George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.
George Lopez I Only Have Eyes for You
Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.
George Lopez Team Leader
George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients.
Married ... With Children Tooth or Consequences
Al must go to see Marcy's dentist when he suffers from a toothache.
Married ... With Children He Ain't Much, But He's Mine
Peggy suspects a woman at the beauty parlor of having an affair with Al.
Married ... With Children Fair Exchange
To receive extra income, the Bundys agree to house a French foreign exchange student (Milla Jovovich).
Married ... With Children Desperately Seeking Miss October
To get money for a good luck charm, Peggy sells Al's Playboy magazine collection.
Married ... With Children 976-SHOE
Steve's in trouble at the bank when he authorizes a loan for Al's latest invention.
Married ... With Children Oh, What a Feeling
Al is forced to buy a used car when Peggy spends the money he's saved for a new one.
The King of Queens Educating Doug
Carrie feels that she and Doug are getting stupid as a couple, so she enrolls them and Spence into a class where they read a book and discuss it.
The King of Queens Supermarket Story
Doug, Carrie and Arthur face a chaotic trip to the grocery store on the day before Thanksgiving; Doug encounters a stranger from his past.
The King of Queens Fixer Upper
Carrie fixes Spence (Patton Oswalt) up with an extremely timid girl from her office, but advice from Doug threatens a good thing.
The King of Queens Crappy Birthday
Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening.
Two and a Half Men Alan Shot a Little Girl
Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.
Two and a Half Men Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.
Two and a Half Men Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
Two and a Half Men Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house; Herb asks Alan if he can take Lyndsey on a date.
George Lopez Bachelor Party
Accident-prone Amy (Sandra Bullock) returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back.
George Lopez Wrecking Ball
Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized.
George Lopez What George Doesn't Noah
Carmen's friend Noah (guest star Johnny Pacar) goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack (guest star Trevor Wright) a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.
George Lopez Now George Noahs Ex-Zack-ly What Happened
George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.
Roseanne Crime and Punishment
Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.
Roseanne War and Peace
Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital after Fisher abuses her.
The Nanny The Boca Story
Fran (Fran Drescher) realizes just how much she misses her mother when Sylvia (Renee Taylor) buys a condo in Boca Raton, Fla. Guest stars: Miss Universe Alicia Machado and Miss USA Brook Lee.
The Nanny Fran's Gotta Have It
Fran (Fran Drescher) hopes to turn Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business trip to London into a romantic getaway for the two of them. Celine Dion appears as herself.
The Nanny The Morning After
Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks she has finally landed Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy), but a visit from her cousin (Roseanne) soon puts a stop to that.
The Nanny First Date
Maxwell and Fran (Charles Shaughnessy, Fran Drescher) have their first date -- at a party being thrown by Elton John (guest starring as himself).
Bob Hearts Abishola The Devil's Throuple
Abishola is caught in the middle when Morenike agrees to be the "plus one" in Kemi and Chukwuemeka's relationship; when Bob refuses to pay for Douglas' company car, he learns what it's like to live on a budget.
Bob Hearts Abishola Nigerians Don't Do Useless Things
While Bob waits for Abishola to make the next move, her Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde make it hard for her by stalking him.
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Highway to Heaven The People Next Door
Jonathan and Mark help a black family relocate to an exclusive neighborhood.
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Paid programming.
Malcolm & Eddie A Fowl and Stormy Night
Malcolm and Eddie find themselves stranded in a deserted town by a hurricane on Thanksgiving.
Malcolm & Eddie Your Number's Up
When Eddie forgets to pick up Malcolm's weekly lottery ticket, the number Malcolm has been playing for two years wins.