Thursday, October 1st TV listings for Cozi TV (WZBJ2) Danville, VA
Married ... With Children Valentine's Day Massacre
A prom queen, now a pop star, sent Bud a valentine six years ago.
The King of Queens I, Candy
Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single.
Roseanne Don't Make Room for Daddy
Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.
Roseanne Labor Day
Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.
Roseanne Lies My Father Told Me
Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.
George Lopez I Only Have Eyes for You
Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.
George Lopez George Has Two Mommies
When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.
Married ... With Children Kelly Bounces Back
When Kelly tries for a spot in a commercial, Bud tells her secret to the competition.
Married ... With Children Wabbit Season
Al contends with a hungry rabbit after taking up gardening to relax.
Married ... With Children One Down, Two to Go
Al thinks Kelly is a kept woman when he visits her luxury apartment.
Married ... With Children And Baby Makes Money
A large inheritance can be Al's if the Bundys have another child.
The King of Queens Block Buster
Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.
The King of Queens Frozen Pop
Arthur disrupts Carrie and Doug's lives by moving from the cold basement to the much warmer second floor.
The King of Queens Party Favor
Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man.
The King of Queens Fair Game
Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller.
Two and a Half Men Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).
Two and a Half Men Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
Two and a Half Men Bite Me, Supreme Court
Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
Two and a Half Men Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
George Lopez George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed
George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.
George Lopez George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Órale Fixation
When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior.
George Lopez George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie
The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.
George Lopez George's Bogey-ous Relationship With Vic Is Putt to the Test
Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya.
Roseanne Body by Jake
Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.
Roseanne Isn't It Romantic?
Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.
The Nanny Fran's Roots
A woman (Telma Hopkins) believes that she, not Sylvia (Renee Taylor), is Fran's (Fran Drescher) mother due to a hospital mix-up.
The Nanny The Passed-Over Story
Fran (Fran Drescher) re-evaluates her life when her high-school rival lands a starring role in Sheffield's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.
Bob Hearts Abishola Sock Wife!
Bob's past and present collide when his ex-wife is admitted to Abishola's hospital; Christina recruits Kofo for a project to rename the sock colors.
Paid programming.
Paid programming.
The Nanny When You Pish Upon a Star
Child star Jack Walker decides to give up show business when Fran tells him he should be doing the things normal children do.
The Nanny The Strike
Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is hung out to dry on "Sally Jessy Raphael" after he forces Fran (Fran Drescher) to cross a picket line. Guest starring Sally Jessy Raphael.
Married ... With Children The D'Arcy Files
When Marcy confronts Jefferson about his past, she is shocked to learn he is in a witness protection program.