Tuesday, September 8th TV listings for Cozi (WLJC) Beattyville, KY
Married ... With Children She's Having My Baby
Al and Jefferson plan an escape from their demanding pregnant wives.
Married ... With Children If Al Had a Hammer
Al builds an extra room to get space away from a pregnant Peg.
The King of Queens Thanks, Man
An unexpected visit from a stranger interrupts the Heffernans' Thanksgiving dinner. Lou Ferrigno and Merrin Dungey guest star.
The King of Queens Frigid Heirs
After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent; Doug wants to purchase golf clubs, while Carrie would like to go to a day spa.
Roseanne D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce, after they run into an old friend who has just been through one; Dan begins to fear the worst about their marriage.
Roseanne Language Lessons
Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts.
Roseanne Radio Days
Dan enters a songwriting contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.
Roseanne Lovers' Lane
On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky's first boyfriend; Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes.
Roseanne The Memory Game
Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion; Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Roseanne.
Roseanne Here's to Good Friends
Roseanne's friend Crystal has a love affair; Roseanne and Jackie want to help her get over it so they take her out to drown her sorrows.
George Lopez George's Relatively Bad Idea
George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.
George Lopez George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition
George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.
George Lopez George Stare-oids Down Jason
George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.
George Lopez George Negoti-ate It
George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.
Married ... With Children Children of the Corns
Al discovers the store's shoes are made in a sweatshop and tries using blackmail to get a raise.
Married ... With Children Kelly's Gotta Habit
A morality clause in the "Extra Extra Virgin Olive Oil" girl contract requires Kelly to refrain from sex.
Married ... With Children Requiem for a Chevyweight
Al tries desperately to revive his ailing car, holding an all-night vigil with Peg.
Married ... With Children Requiem for a Chevyweight
Jefferson goes to Cuba to hunt for a fuel pump to revive Al's Dodge.
Married ... With Children A Bundy Thanksgiving
Al's favorite pie-maker, known as Aunt Maddie, takes her secret recipe for sweet-potato pie to her grave; Peg, Bud and Jefferson want to cook Kelly's pet turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.
Married ... With Children The Juggs Have Left the Building
Peg and Kelly go on the road after winning a talent contest in Branson, Mo.
Hour of Harvest New Live
Broadcasting the Gospel in song and spoken word to reach as many people as possible for Christ.
Paid programming.
Paid programming.
Two and a Half Men A Pudding-Filled Cactus
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
Two and a Half Men Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
Two and a Half Men The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
Two and a Half Men Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
George Lopez Why You Crying?
Max starts talking back and acting out at school due to his learning disability, prompting Benny's attempt to punish him, triggering outrage from George and Angie.
George Lopez The Trouble With Ricky
After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.
George Lopez God Needles George
When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down; Max prays for a miracle.
George Lopez Benny and Randy
Benny's boyfriend Randy starts getting too serious about love.
Roseanne Dan's Birthday Bash
When Dan goes head-to-head with a barroom bully, Roseanne's birthday bash for him at the Lobo Lounge is more of a disaster than a party; Roseanne, angry over Dan breaking a promise never to fight again, storms out of the bar.
Roseanne Saturday
Roseanne is tired of seeing Dan and his friends hanging out in the backyard every Saturday under the guise of fixing Dan's truck; she makes a bet with Dan that they can't stop wasting time long enough to fix the truck.
The Nanny Everybody Needs a Bubby
Fran's (Fran Drescher) Grandma Yetta (guest star Ann Guilbert) moves in with the Sheffields while her retirement home is treated for termites. Also starring Charles Shaughnessy.
The Nanny Material Fran
A millionaire (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) invites Fran (Fran Drescher) to go to dinner with him -- in Paris.
The Nanny Curse of the Grandmas
Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it; Gracie visits a nursing home.
The Nanny The Nanny Napper
Fran is arrested on kidnapping charges when she brings home a baby who she believes has been abandoned.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.