Friday, September 4th TV listings for Cozy TV (WHNS3) Greenville, SC
Married ... With Children Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?
Bud and Kelly try earning their own money when Al refuses assistance.
Married ... With Children Top of the Heap
After losing a bet, Al advises a boxer to abandon his career.
The King of Queens Dog Shelter
Carrie discovers Doug's parents have shielded him from the truth for years by replacing his dog with look-alikes.
The King of Queens King Pong
Doug asks Arthur to train him at ping-pong so that he can beat Carrie, and Spence is jealous when his girlfriend is promoted to waitress at the bowling alley.
Roseanne Roseanne-Feld
Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex.
Roseanne The Truth Be Told
Two television programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story; Bev unwittingly tells stories about Roseanne to a tabloid reporter.
Roseanne Arsenic and Old Mom
Roseanne and Dan are surprised by the arrival of Dan's mom, who has been released from a psychiatric hospital.
Roseanne Into That Good Night
Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.
Roseanne Into That Good Night
The Conners and friends gather when Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.
Roseanne Twenty Years to Life
Roseanne and Dan adjust to living under the same roof with Darlene and her two children; Becky announces she is going to be a surrogate to make extra money.
George Lopez George to the Third Power
George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.
George Lopez George Gets Assisterance
George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.
George Lopez Sabes Quake
When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.
George Lopez George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain
When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.
Married ... With Children Calendar Girl
Al and archenemy Floyd decide to go national with Bud's school project, a "Women of Trumaine" calendar.
Married ... With Children Spring Break
Kelly and friends seduce Bud and his fraternity brothers out of their spring break tickets to Fort Lauderdale.
Married ... With Children Spring Break
Al concocts a scheme to have Kelly win the $100,000 prize in the beauty contest he is judging.
Married ... With Children The Agony and the Extra C
Jefferson gets a tattoo that he hopes will please Marcy, but the tattoo artist makes a little mistake.
Married ... With Children Turning Japanese
The Japanese owner (Pat Morita) of Marcy's bank falls in love with Al's old Dodge.
Married ... With Children Bud Hits the Books
Bud is charged with misconduct while taking at study break at the library.
The King of Queens Dreading Vows
Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows, then try to cancel the ceremony; Arthur debates keeping his wedding present for himself.
The King of Queens Doug Less
Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he was there with an old girlfriend.
The King of Queens Doug Less
Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he had been there with an old girlfriend.
The King of Queens Nocturnal Omission
Doug decides not to ruin Deacon's weekend with a beautiful stewardess by telling him about his ex-wife's plans.
Two and a Half Men I Found Your Mustache
Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.
Two and a Half Men Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
Two and a Half Men Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).
Two and a Half Men I Called Him Magoo
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience."
George Lopez The Cuban Missus Crisis
Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced; George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves.
George Lopez Feel the Burn
George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.
George Lopez Carmen's Dating
Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight.
George Lopez Split Decision
George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident.
Roseanne Dress to Impress
Darlene's son is bullied at school; Becky invites Andrea over to meet the family.
Roseanne Roseanne Gets the Chair
Roseanne's clash with Darlene over her parenting reaches a breaking point; Dan tries to help Roseanne with her bad knee by getting her an elevator chair.
The Nanny Stop the Wedding, I Want to Get Off
Fran discovers that Maxwell's sister is secretly in love with the chauffeur even though she is engaged to a duke.
The Nanny Sunday in the Park With Fran
Fran's (Fran Drescher) altercation in the park with a theater critic's (Eric Braeden) son threatens the success of Max's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.
The Nanny The Gym Teacher
Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher.
The Nanny Ode to Barbara Joan
C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her.
Bob Hearts Abishola Twerk O' Clock
When Bob alerts MaxDot's longtime friend and sock manufacturer that he will no longer need their services, Dottie steps in to try to salvage their relationship; Abishola is uncomfortable while attending a drag brunch with Olu and Morenike.
Bob Hearts Abishola Tunde the Boy King
After a chance encounter, Abishola and Christina unexpectedly hit it off as future sisters-in-law; Douglas gives the workers a much-needed morale boost but feels pressured when Bob praises him as a natural leader.
Paid programming.
Paid programming.
Highway to Heaven The Monster
Jonathan plays matchmaker for a lonely blind woman and a reclusive sculptor, labeled a monster by townspeople.
Highway to Heaven The Monster
Scotty faces prejudice when he defends a disfigured artist on an assault charge. With Michael Landon and Victor French.
Columbo Double Shock
Twins (Martin Landau in a dual role) kill their wealthy uncle just before his marriage to a younger woman.