Sunday, May 4th TV listings for DTOUR - East
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Cartel Courier
A foreign student's possessions are full of surprises; an X-ray machine finds a strange shape inside of a container.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
A tattoo artist brings the tools of his trade on his vacation; homemade treats conceal a deadly surprise.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
A traveler swallows an unknown substance; a Thai vacation guide offers more than holiday advice; a car dealer takes a long road to the truth; hard iced tea and a passenger bring attention to a trucker.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Loaner
A driver under the influence risks ending the family vacation; a trip behind the wheel of a borrowed truck raises suspicions.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Cartel Courier
A foreign student's possessions are full of surprises; an X-ray machine finds a strange shape inside of a container.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
A tattoo artist brings the tools of his trade on his vacation; homemade treats conceal a deadly surprise.
Mr. D Staff Hangover
The staff is in rough shape at the morning assembly; the new librarian is revealed.
Mr. D President Jimmy
Gerry gets involved in the student council election; Robert tries to end a smear campaign; Lisa doesn't get along with the school's librarian.
Mike & Molly School Recital
Molly is so focused on directing a school recital that she doesn't realize that another teacher is hitting on her; Vince talks Mike into an unusual money-making scheme.
Mike & Molly Windy City
When Peggy breaks up with Patrick, Mike tries to reunite them; as a tornado reaches Chicago, Molly and Mike reveal important news to each other.
Mike & Molly Molly Unleashed
Molly decides to leave her teaching career to become a writer.
Mike & Molly The First and Last Ride-Along
When Molly decides to start a career as a crime novelist, she goes on a ride-along with Mike to research her first book.
The Goldbergs Smother's Day
When Beverly receives last-minute mom coupons for Mother's Day, she feels upset; Adam wants to go to space camp.
The Goldbergs Have a Summer
Adam worries about being hazed by the upperclassmen in high school but earns their respect by bodyslamming Barry; Erica and her friends talk about their time capsule.
The Goldbergs An '80s Rewind
The cast members talk about their characters and what made the '80s so special; Sean Giambrone leads a set tour; bloopers.
The Goldbergs Breakfast Club
Adam tries to up his coolness level on the first day of high school; Beverly gets her teaching certification but is subsequently demoted to sub-janitor; the Goldberg kids are sent to Saturday detention.
The Middle The Guidance Counselor
Sue forms a connection with her awkward guidance counselor (Whoopi Goldberg ); Frankie is frustrated when Mike insists on assembling their new bed by himself; Brick tries to relay a complaint to the president.
The Middle The Clover
Brick finds a four-leaf clover that seems to bring bad luck; Axl is shocked when his friend asks Sue to the prom.
The Middle The Telling
Mike objects when Frankie starts using Brick as a snitch; Sue catches Axl sneaking into the house in the middle of the night.
The Middle The Wedding
Mike's brother, Rusty (Norm Macdonald), invites the Hecks to his wedding, but lists their address as the location of the ceremony; Brick isn't allowed to go to a party that falls on the same day of the wedding.
Two and a Half Men Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.
Two and a Half Men That Darn Priest
Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.
Two and a Half Men Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.
Two and a Half Men People Who Love Peepholes
Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.
The Drew Carey Show Atomic Cat Fight
Mimi, Kate and Lisa (Kathy Kinney, Christa Miller, guest star Katy Selverstone) compete for the same management position at the store.
The Drew Carey Show Drew and Kate and Kate's Mom
Kate's mother (guest star Susan Saint James) disapproves of her daughter's relationship with Jay (guest star Robert Torti). With Christa Miller.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Champ
Christine admits she is attracted to Stan (Andy Richter), with whom she serves lunch at Ritchie's school.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Playdate With Destiny
Ritchie's raffle prize of a playdate with his teacher (Blair Underwood) thrills Christine, until Richard's prescheduled father-son plans threaten to spoil the fun.
Two and a Half Men Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
Two and a Half Men Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
Two and a Half Men Tight's Good
After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.
Two and a Half Men Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.
The Middle The Guidance Counselor
Sue forms a connection with her awkward guidance counselor (Whoopi Goldberg ); Frankie is frustrated when Mike insists on assembling their new bed by himself; Brick tries to relay a complaint to the president.
The Middle The Clover
Brick finds a four-leaf clover that seems to bring bad luck; Axl is shocked when his friend asks Sue to the prom.
The Middle The Telling
Mike objects when Frankie starts using Brick as a snitch; Sue catches Axl sneaking into the house in the middle of the night.
The Middle The Wedding
Mike's brother, Rusty (Norm Macdonald), invites the Hecks to his wedding, but lists their address as the location of the ceremony; Brick isn't allowed to go to a party that falls on the same day of the wedding.
The Goldbergs Smother's Day
When Beverly receives last-minute mom coupons for Mother's Day, she feels upset; Adam wants to go to space camp.
The Goldbergs Have a Summer
Adam worries about being hazed by the upperclassmen in high school but earns their respect by bodyslamming Barry; Erica and her friends talk about their time capsule.
The Goldbergs An '80s Rewind
The cast members talk about their characters and what made the '80s so special; Sean Giambrone leads a set tour; bloopers.
The Goldbergs Breakfast Club
Adam tries to up his coolness level on the first day of high school; Beverly gets her teaching certification but is subsequently demoted to sub-janitor; the Goldberg kids are sent to Saturday detention.
Mike & Molly School Recital
Molly is so focused on directing a school recital that she doesn't realize that another teacher is hitting on her; Vince talks Mike into an unusual money-making scheme.
Mike & Molly Windy City
When Peggy breaks up with Patrick, Mike tries to reunite them; as a tornado reaches Chicago, Molly and Mike reveal important news to each other.
Mike & Molly Molly Unleashed
Molly decides to leave her teaching career to become a writer.
Mike & Molly The First and Last Ride-Along
When Molly decides to start a career as a crime novelist, she goes on a ride-along with Mike to research her first book.
Two and a Half Men Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
Two and a Half Men Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
Two and a Half Men Tight's Good
After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.
Two and a Half Men Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.