Saturday, May 24th TV listings for DTOUR - East
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
An American is busted trying to catch a different kind of trip; officers help a tipsy traveler.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Rovers Hot Land
A heavy automobile container hints at trouble; A student's stash of food brings him discomfort.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
A traveler returns with a surprise; Marine officers come upon an infested container.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
A student is failing his customs exam; officers prevent an artifact from going down in history.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
An American is busted trying to catch a different kind of trip; officers help a tipsy traveler.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Rovers Hot Land
A heavy automobile container hints at trouble; A student's stash of food brings him discomfort.
Mr. D Bizarro
The day to day goings on at Xavier Academy become strange and twisted.
Mr. D Coach of the Year
After winning the city championship, Gerry thinks he'll get Coach of the Year; Callaghan makes an announcement; Frank is determined to help Jimmy find a career.
Mike & Molly Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?
Carl and Mike arrest Molly's literary hero (Susan Sarandon) for a DUI.
Mike & Molly Sex, Lies and Helicopters
Molly wonders if she should tell Mike when she sees Carl coming out of Victoria's room late at night.
Mike & Molly This Old Peggy
After Peggy's bathtub falls through the ceiling, Mike wants Peggy to go to a doctor.
Mike & Molly Eight Is Enough
When Molly is accepted into an elite writers workshop in Iowa, Mike asks her not to go.
The Goldbergs Deadheads
Barry is kicked out of the JTP after Matt starts hanging out with the group; a swear jar is created after Adam uses a curse word.
The Goldbergs Baré
After Barry starts checking out the best medical schools to become a doctor, Lainey announces she got into a fashion program that doesn't have a medical school, so Barry decides to modify his dream so he can be with Lainey.
The Goldbergs A Night to Remember
Barry plans big romantic gestures for Lainey on prom night; Adam is thrilled when a nerdy but cute junior asks him out.
The Goldbergs Fonzie Scheme
Murray is honored as one of Jenkintown's top businessmen; Beverly tries to find a hobby for Murray; Erica comes to Barry's rescue after his golf cart stealing scheme goes awry.
The Middle Wheel of Pain
When Axl, Sue and Brick accidentally break the family room window, they decide to blame the Glossner children -- the bad seeds of the neighborhood; Frankie tries to land a prime dental rotation spot.
The Middle The Name
Frankie's sister (Molly Shannon) offers to help at the house while Frankie studies for her finals for dental-assistant school; Axl tries not to act jealous when Cassidy's ex-boyfriend visits.
The Middle The Bachelor
Disappointed with the finale of "The Bachelor," Frankie mopes for days; when Sue joins the school's tennis team, Mike tries to toughen her up by complimenting her opponents during matches; Cassidy and Axl consider the future of their relationship.
The Middle Dollar Days
Frankie has a difficult time describing herself during a job interview; Sue dispenses unwanted advice to Axl and his band mates; Brick joins the Prairie Scouts.
Two and a Half Men Palmdale, Ech
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
Two and a Half Men Grandma's Pie
Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife (Judy Greer); Lyndsey and Alan grapple with their mothers' new relationship.
Two and a Half Men Mr. Hose Says Yes
Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.
Two and a Half Men Why We Gave Up Women
When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him.
The Drew Carey Show What the Zoning Inspector Saw
Drew's date takes him by surprise when she tells him she is a zoning inspector who must shut down his home brewery.
The Drew Carey Show Drew's the Other Man
Drew (Drew Carey) is the one who is surprised when he decides to take dinner to the woman (guest star Caroline Rhea) he has been dating. Eric Roberts also guest stars.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Undercover Brother
Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten).
The New Adventures of Old Christine Strange Bedfellows
Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.
Two and a Half Men Pinocchio's Mouth
Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.
Two and a Half Men The Mooch at the Boo
Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.
Two and a Half Men He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
Two and a Half Men The Devil's Lube
When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.
The Middle Wheel of Pain
When Axl, Sue and Brick accidentally break the family room window, they decide to blame the Glossner children -- the bad seeds of the neighborhood; Frankie tries to land a prime dental rotation spot.
The Middle The Name
Frankie's sister (Molly Shannon) offers to help at the house while Frankie studies for her finals for dental-assistant school; Axl tries not to act jealous when Cassidy's ex-boyfriend visits.
The Middle The Bachelor
Disappointed with the finale of "The Bachelor," Frankie mopes for days; when Sue joins the school's tennis team, Mike tries to toughen her up by complimenting her opponents during matches; Cassidy and Axl consider the future of their relationship.
The Middle Dollar Days
Frankie has a difficult time describing herself during a job interview; Sue dispenses unwanted advice to Axl and his band mates; Brick joins the Prairie Scouts.
The Goldbergs Deadheads
Barry is kicked out of the JTP after Matt starts hanging out with the group; a swear jar is created after Adam uses a curse word.
The Goldbergs Baré
After Barry starts checking out the best medical schools to become a doctor, Lainey announces she got into a fashion program that doesn't have a medical school, so Barry decides to modify his dream so he can be with Lainey.
The Goldbergs A Night to Remember
Barry plans big romantic gestures for Lainey on prom night; Adam is thrilled when a nerdy but cute junior asks him out.
The Goldbergs Fonzie Scheme
Murray is honored as one of Jenkintown's top businessmen; Beverly tries to find a hobby for Murray; Erica comes to Barry's rescue after his golf cart stealing scheme goes awry.
Mike & Molly Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?
Carl and Mike arrest Molly's literary hero (Susan Sarandon) for a DUI.
Mike & Molly Sex, Lies and Helicopters
Molly wonders if she should tell Mike when she sees Carl coming out of Victoria's room late at night.
Mike & Molly This Old Peggy
After Peggy's bathtub falls through the ceiling, Mike wants Peggy to go to a doctor.
Mike & Molly Eight Is Enough
When Molly is accepted into an elite writers workshop in Iowa, Mike asks her not to go.
Two and a Half Men Pinocchio's Mouth
Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.
Two and a Half Men The Mooch at the Boo
Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.
Two and a Half Men He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
Two and a Half Men The Devil's Lube
When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.