Sunday, September 28th TV listings for DTOUR - East
Mr. D Gerry Gets Gym
Gerry fills in for an absent phys-ed teacher; Robert wants everything in order before a journalist comes to write about the school.
Mr. D Self-Defense
Gerry helps Bobbi's self-defense class; Lisa's lunch causes an uproar; Leung receives some mysterious packages.
Mike & Molly Mike's New Boots
Molly becomes jealous when Mike introduces her as his friend to a woman who is flirting with him.
Mike & Molly Molly Gets a Hat
After Mike's mother buys a hat for her, Molly feels obliged to invite the older woman over for Thanksgiving.
Mike & Molly Carl Gets a Girl
While Carl borrows Mike's apartment for a date, Mike spends time at Molly's place and bonds with her mother and sister.
Mike & Molly First Christmas
Mike tries to find a gift for Molly for their first Christmas together.
The Goldbergs The Kremps
Beverly invites the Kremps -- the all-American and seemingly perfect new neighbors -- over for a barbecue.
The Goldbergs Stop Arguing and Start Thanking
When Murray's brother, Marvin, visits, there is a surprise in store.
The Goldbergs Shopping
When Erica starts working at a local department store, Beverly's bargain-hunting dreams come true; Adam and Barry go to the racetrack with Pops.
The Goldbergs Kara-Te
Barry signs up for a holiday talent show at the school, but karate isn't approved as a talent; Pops coerces Erica into performing in the show.
The Middle Office Hours
Frankie limits the hours during which the kids can voice their needs; Mike watches to make sure Darrin doesn't take advantage of Sue; Brick invites new friends over.
The Middle Heck on a Hard Body
Sue enters a contest to win a car; Mike and his brother bond on a road trip to Chicago for Brick's spelling bee; Frankie goes to Axl's dorm to help him find a missing desk.
The Middle Orlando
Sue looks forward to the trip to Walt Disney World; Brick begs his parents to take him to meet his online girlfriend; Axl waits to learn his final grades.
The Middle The Wonderful World of Hecks
A series of unfortunate events threatens to spoil the trip to Walt Disney World.
Two and a Half Men For the Sake of the Child
After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
Two and a Half Men Give Me Your Thumb
Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.
Two and a Half Men Untainted by Filth
Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.
Two and a Half Men Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
The Goldbergs The Kremps
Beverly invites the Kremps -- the all-American and seemingly perfect new neighbors -- over for a barbecue.
The Goldbergs Stop Arguing and Start Thanking
When Murray's brother, Marvin, visits, there is a surprise in store.
The Goldbergs Shopping
When Erica starts working at a local department store, Beverly's bargain-hunting dreams come true; Adam and Barry go to the racetrack with Pops.
The Goldbergs Kara-Te
Barry signs up for a holiday talent show at the school, but karate isn't approved as a talent; Pops coerces Erica into performing in the show.
Two and a Half Men That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
Two and a Half Men Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
Two and a Half Men Working for Caligula
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
Two and a Half Men Who's Vod Kanockers?
Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.
The Middle Office Hours
Frankie limits the hours during which the kids can voice their needs; Mike watches to make sure Darrin doesn't take advantage of Sue; Brick invites new friends over.
The Middle Heck on a Hard Body
Sue enters a contest to win a car; Mike and his brother bond on a road trip to Chicago for Brick's spelling bee; Frankie goes to Axl's dorm to help him find a missing desk.
The Middle Orlando
Sue looks forward to the trip to Walt Disney World; Brick begs his parents to take him to meet his online girlfriend; Axl waits to learn his final grades.
The Middle The Wonderful World of Hecks
A series of unfortunate events threatens to spoil the trip to Walt Disney World.
The Goldbergs The Kremps
Beverly invites the Kremps -- the all-American and seemingly perfect new neighbors -- over for a barbecue.
The Goldbergs Stop Arguing and Start Thanking
When Murray's brother, Marvin, visits, there is a surprise in store.
The Goldbergs Shopping
When Erica starts working at a local department store, Beverly's bargain-hunting dreams come true; Adam and Barry go to the racetrack with Pops.
The Goldbergs Kara-Te
Barry signs up for a holiday talent show at the school, but karate isn't approved as a talent; Pops coerces Erica into performing in the show.
Mike & Molly Mike's New Boots
Molly becomes jealous when Mike introduces her as his friend to a woman who is flirting with him.
Mike & Molly Molly Gets a Hat
After Mike's mother buys a hat for her, Molly feels obliged to invite the older woman over for Thanksgiving.
Mike & Molly Carl Gets a Girl
While Carl borrows Mike's apartment for a date, Mike spends time at Molly's place and bonds with her mother and sister.
Mike & Molly First Christmas
Mike tries to find a gift for Molly for their first Christmas together.
Two and a Half Men That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
Two and a Half Men Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
Two and a Half Men Working for Caligula
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
Two and a Half Men Who's Vod Kanockers?
Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.
Border Security: America's Front Line Shocked and Stunned
Planning a surprise visit to a married man could cause one traveler to be left at the airport; shocked by an undeclared stun gun, CBP race against time to find the owner before the plane boards.
Border Security: America's Front Line
Cameras follow U.S. border protection agencies as they man the front lines of national security.
Border Security: America's Front Line
Two French festival-goers may have to say au revoir to their travel plans; at the Port Huron border, routine questions reveal a traveler has a long criminal history; in San Francisco, a traveler with boring plans comes under heavy scrutiny.
Border Security: America's Front Line
Two travelers on a world tour are questioned about their packs, plans and partygoing; at Port Huron, a woman hoping to meet her boyfriend for the first time is scrutinized over the contents in her car.
Border Security: America's Front Line
In Boston, CPB stick their necks out to ask about a bottle of ostrich oil; in Detroit, a Canadian law student must explain why her car smells like marijuana.
Border Security: America's Front Line
A dentist from Kiev hopes for an extended stay in the U.S. after fleeing war in her home country; at the Detroit Border, a case of mistaken identity causes alarm; in Chicago, a metaphysical healer wishes a CBP officer good vibes.