Saturday, September 12th TV listings for DTOUR - West
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Armed Cruiser
The X-ray machine isn't fooled by aluminum foil wrapping; a truck full of plastic seems like it may have been tampered with.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Suspect Ride
A British traveler hopes to turn their back on their failed marriage; officers do a close inspection of a car that may contain drugs.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Cartel Courier
A foreign student's possessions are full of surprises; an X-ray machine finds a strange shape inside a container.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
A tattoo artist brings the tools of his trade on his vacation; homemade treats conceal a deadly surprise.
The Drew Carey Show Drew and the Motorcycle
Drew (Drew Carey) tries to create a new identity for himself when he finds out he's still listed as deceased. With Diedrich Bader and Christa Miller.
The Drew Carey Show Kate and Her New Boyfriend
Drew (Drew Carey) gets jealous when Kate (Christa Miller) begins dating a handsome paramedic; Drew and Mimi (Kathy Kinney) try to end their feud.
The Drew Carey Show What's Wrong With This Episode IV
Drew (Drew Carey) tries to stop Lewis (Ryan Stiles) from going to hell based on what he believes to be a coma-induced prophecy. Guest stars Gary Coleman, Jimmie Walker, Kim Fields and Thea Vidale.
The Drew Carey Show The Easter Show
Drew hires Oswald to help him arrange personal deliveries of the store's Easter baskets, a decision he soon regrets.
The Middle Valentine's Day
Frankie and Mike try to plan a quiet, romantic Valentine's Day without the kids.
The Middle The Bee
Mike helps Brick train for a regional spelling bee; Sue's birthday is forgotten.
George Lopez Secrets and Lies
When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.
George Lopez Girls Night Out
George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.
Two and a Half Men Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.
Two and a Half Men A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.
Two and a Half Men A Pudding-Filled Cactus
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
Two and a Half Men Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
The Drew Carey Show Drew and the Motorcycle
Drew (Drew Carey) tries to create a new identity for himself when he finds out he's still listed as deceased. With Diedrich Bader and Christa Miller.
The Drew Carey Show Kate and Her New Boyfriend
Drew (Drew Carey) gets jealous when Kate (Christa Miller) begins dating a handsome paramedic; Drew and Mimi (Kathy Kinney) try to end their feud.
The Drew Carey Show What's Wrong With This Episode IV
Drew (Drew Carey) tries to stop Lewis (Ryan Stiles) from going to hell based on what he believes to be a coma-induced prophecy. Guest stars Gary Coleman, Jimmie Walker, Kim Fields and Thea Vidale.
The Drew Carey Show The Easter Show
Drew hires Oswald to help him arrange personal deliveries of the store's Easter baskets, a decision he soon regrets.
Mike & Molly Molly's Birthday
Mike's plan to spoil Molly for her birthday goes awry after he eats psychedelic gelato.
Mike & Molly Carl Gets a Roommate
Mike's eyebrows end up in danger as he starts transforming the basement into a living area; Carl asks Samuel to be his roommate.
The Middle Valentine's Day
Frankie and Mike try to plan a quiet, romantic Valentine's Day without the kids.
The Middle The Bee
Mike helps Brick train for a regional spelling bee; Sue's birthday is forgotten.
George Lopez Secrets and Lies
When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.
George Lopez Girls Night Out
George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.
Two and a Half Men Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.
Two and a Half Men A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.
Two and a Half Men A Pudding-Filled Cactus
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
Two and a Half Men Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
The Drew Carey Show Drew and the Motorcycle
Drew (Drew Carey) tries to create a new identity for himself when he finds out he's still listed as deceased. With Diedrich Bader and Christa Miller.
The Drew Carey Show Kate and Her New Boyfriend
Drew (Drew Carey) gets jealous when Kate (Christa Miller) begins dating a handsome paramedic; Drew and Mimi (Kathy Kinney) try to end their feud.
Mike & Molly Molly's Birthday
Mike's plan to spoil Molly for her birthday goes awry after he eats psychedelic gelato.
Mike & Molly Carl Gets a Roommate
Mike's eyebrows end up in danger as he starts transforming the basement into a living area; Carl asks Samuel to be his roommate.
The Drew Carey Show What's Wrong With This Episode IV
Drew (Drew Carey) tries to stop Lewis (Ryan Stiles) from going to hell based on what he believes to be a coma-induced prophecy. Guest stars Gary Coleman, Jimmie Walker, Kim Fields and Thea Vidale.
The Drew Carey Show The Easter Show
Drew hires Oswald to help him arrange personal deliveries of the store's Easter baskets, a decision he soon regrets.
The Middle Valentine's Day
Frankie and Mike try to plan a quiet, romantic Valentine's Day without the kids.
The Middle The Bee
Mike helps Brick train for a regional spelling bee; Sue's birthday is forgotten.
George Lopez Secrets and Lies
When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.
George Lopez Girls Night Out
George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.
Two and a Half Men Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.
Two and a Half Men A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
An untruthful traveler is missing two bags; a favor may land an American in hot water; mail center officers uncover a narcotic scheme; a traveler's visa is revealing; a student learns a lesson; a producer's luggage could be showstopper.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
A pleasant American jumps the gun when he decides to go on a quick day-trip; a cheerful traveler's trip is in the bag; a baggage search turns cheesy; a traveler's odd luggage needs to go through the proper channels.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
Two longboarders can't skate over their border exam; A traveler's phony story is exposed; a sailor's got more than pennies in his pockets; a rocker's lifestyle drums up some crucial questions.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
Honesty is the best policy, even for ex-cons; A student gets the dish on declaring items properly.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line THC-Toting Traveler
Airport officers let the khat out of the bag; A repeat offender must prove he's learned his lesson.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Blowing Smoke
A traveler has suitcases full of surprises; A Canadian couple returns home with a man-eating beast; two Americans tow their friend's boat to Alaska.