Saturday, May 3rd TV listings for DTOUR
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
Some engineering students carry out an unusual experiment; officers find a construction worker's story has no foundations.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line All Downhill
A jewelry box contains something valuable; a biking teen hits a roadblock; a Thai sailor may be land-locked over computer content; a vagabond musician must prove his worth.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Armed Cruiser
The X-ray machine isn't fooled by aluminum foil wrapping; a truck full of plastic seems like it may have been tampered with.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Suspect Ride
A British traveler hopes to turn their back on their failed marriage; officers do a close inspection of a car that may contain drugs.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
Some engineering students carry out an unusual experiment; officers find a construction worker's story has no foundations.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line All Downhill
A jewelry box contains something valuable; a biking teen hits a roadblock; a Thai sailor may be land-locked over computer content; a vagabond musician must prove his worth.
Mr. D Graduation
Gerry uses his interview at a rival school to try to get the phys-ed job; Robert believes an elaborate musical number will prove he has what it takes.
Mr. D Mafia Dad
Gerry gets a chance to coach the varsity basketball team; Trudy gives Lisa a controversial gift; Dwyer suffers a bad day.
Mike & Molly Spring Break
Molly parties with Victoria and her friends on spring break; Mike tries to get special overtime assignments.
Mike & Molly Party Planners
Mike's birthday wish is for Molly and Peggy to get along, but the two clash as they try to plan his party; Samuel and Carl go after the same woman.
Mike & Molly Mike Can't Read
When Molly decides that she and Mike should pursue new hobbies before they become parents, they try roller skating.
Mike & Molly Molly's Out of Town
While Molly is out of town, lonely Mike binges on junk food; Carl thinks about leaving Chicago after getting heartbreaking news.
The Goldbergs Edward "Eddie the Eagle" Edwards
Barry tries to gain respect at school by making Ball Ball popular; Beverly hopes the latest furniture craze will raise sales at Murray's store.
The Goldbergs Dungeons and Dragons, Anyone?
Adam betrays his friends after becoming captain of the gym class; Erica encounters resistance from Beverly and Murray when she decides she wants to go to college.
The Goldbergs Rush
Beverly smothers Barry when he tells her that she favors Adam; Murray is not happy about Erica's new boyfriend who is a Rush fanatic.
The Goldbergs Big Orange
Beverly and Lainey devise a plan to destroy Barry's favorite shirt; Murray decides it's time to dismantle the family treehouse.
The Middle The Sit Down
Sue, Axl and Brick have a meeting with Frankie and Mike to air complaints about their parenting styles; when Mike and Frankie change their ways, things do not turn out the way the kids expected.
The Middle Leap Year
Sue wants a big celebration for her leap year birthday; Frankie learns that Mike has been caring for a stray cat; Brick develops a crush on a girl in his class; Axl becomes fascinated with vacuuming.
The Middle The Paper Route
Brick takes a newspaper delivery job in order to earn money for night vision goggles; Axl tries to convince Sue that a long-distance relationship between her and Matt won't work; Frankie learns that Mike has been hoarding batteries.
The Middle Get Your Business Done
After attending a new church, Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets by fulfilling their own destiny.
Two and a Half Men Dead From the Waist Down
Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.
Two and a Half Men Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
Two and a Half Men Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
Two and a Half Men Looking' for Japanese Subs
Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.
The Drew Carey Show The Front
Mr. Bell's edict on employee dating threatens Drew and Lisa's relationship; guest Tim Allen.
The Drew Carey Show Playing the Unified Field
Drew (Drew Carey) asks his wild hairdresser (guest star Jamie Lee Curtis) on a date after Lisa (Katy Selverstone) accepts a date with another man.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Oh God, Yes
Ritchie returns from a church festival with Richard and New Christine with an interest in religion. Christine, who once had a bad experience at church, re-examines her beliefs and with Ritchie and Matthew in tow, decides to give God another go.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Separation Anxiety
Christine tries to be supportive of Barb, whom she expects to be wallowing in misery as she did after her own divorce. Meanwhile, when Barb moves in, Matthew relocates to Ritchie's room where he discovers his nephew's strange sleep habits.
Two and a Half Men Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
Two and a Half Men City of Great Racks
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
Two and a Half Men Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
Two and a Half Men Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
The Middle The Sit Down
Sue, Axl and Brick have a meeting with Frankie and Mike to air complaints about their parenting styles; when Mike and Frankie change their ways, things do not turn out the way the kids expected.
The Middle Leap Year
Sue wants a big celebration for her leap year birthday; Frankie learns that Mike has been caring for a stray cat; Brick develops a crush on a girl in his class; Axl becomes fascinated with vacuuming.
The Middle The Paper Route
Brick takes a newspaper delivery job in order to earn money for night vision goggles; Axl tries to convince Sue that a long-distance relationship between her and Matt won't work; Frankie learns that Mike has been hoarding batteries.
The Middle Get Your Business Done
After attending a new church, Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets by fulfilling their own destiny.
The Goldbergs Edward "Eddie the Eagle" Edwards
Barry tries to gain respect at school by making Ball Ball popular; Beverly hopes the latest furniture craze will raise sales at Murray's store.
The Goldbergs Dungeons and Dragons, Anyone?
Adam betrays his friends after becoming captain of the gym class; Erica encounters resistance from Beverly and Murray when she decides she wants to go to college.
The Goldbergs Rush
Beverly smothers Barry when he tells her that she favors Adam; Murray is not happy about Erica's new boyfriend who is a Rush fanatic.
The Goldbergs Big Orange
Beverly and Lainey devise a plan to destroy Barry's favorite shirt; Murray decides it's time to dismantle the family treehouse.
Mike & Molly Spring Break
Molly parties with Victoria and her friends on spring break; Mike tries to get special overtime assignments.
Mike & Molly Party Planners
Mike's birthday wish is for Molly and Peggy to get along, but the two clash as they try to plan his party; Samuel and Carl go after the same woman.
Mike & Molly Mike Can't Read
When Molly decides that she and Mike should pursue new hobbies before they become parents, they try roller skating.
Mike & Molly Molly's Out of Town
While Molly is out of town, lonely Mike binges on junk food; Carl thinks about leaving Chicago after getting heartbreaking news.
Two and a Half Men Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
Two and a Half Men City of Great Racks
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
Two and a Half Men Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
Two and a Half Men Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.