Saturday, May 17th TV listings for DTOUR
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
A chef with limited funds and no return ticket; serial numbers aren't piecing together in a gun shipment; a travel agent's last-minute Caribbean booking raises red flags; a boat owner fails to report to CBSA.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
Officers get the dope on a traveler's rap sheet; A passenger is unsure of his luggage contents.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
Suspicious x-rays; an MMA fighter's story; an RV search that reveals unusual weapons; a cross-border car sale.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
A businesswoman's personal items sound alarms; a cargo ship crew member who has been concealing in the ceiling; a puppeteer couple; an American seeking legal advice in Ontario.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
A chef with limited funds and no return ticket; serial numbers aren't piecing together in a gun shipment; a travel agent's last-minute Caribbean booking raises red flags; a boat owner fails to report to CBSA.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
Officers get the dope on a traveler's rap sheet; A passenger is unsure of his luggage contents.
Mr. D Lockdown
Gerri has an encounter with a female police officer; Bobbi tries to end things with Robert; Simon believes he can protect Xavier using science.
Mr. D Gerry's Kid
After a run-in with an old fling, Gerry is convinced her daughter is his; Robert gets ready for the 20th reunion of his chess club.
Mike & Molly Dips & Salsa
Mike asks Carl to fill in for him as Molly's dance partner, but gets jealous when he thinks they are having too much fun.
Mike & Molly Mind Over Molly
At Mike's urging, Molly begrudgingly goes to a therapist (John Michael Higgins).
Mike & Molly Open Mike Night
Samuel wants to be a standup comic; Molly offers advice to Harry which leads to him challenging his protective mother.
Mike & Molly Rich Man, Poor Girl
The entire family wonders if Victoria has finally met the one when she brings a new boyfriend home.
The Goldbergs Ho-ly K.I.T.T.
A shared love of "Knight Rider" brings Murray and Uncle Marvin together, until Adam ruins it; Beverly invites Lainey and Bill to Thanksgiving dinner, so Barry won't split his time between the two houses.
The Goldbergs So Swayze It's Crazy
When a talent agent tells Adam he's only suitable for "nerd" roles, Beverly makes it her mission to turn him into a heartthrob; Barry decides to embrace a punk lifestyle; Murray's attempt to get more involved in Erica's life backfires.
The Goldbergs O Captain! My Captain!
Beverly hopes to inspire the students when she substitutes for Barry's chemistry class; Adam accidentally embarrasses Emmy by reading a note about her in class.
The Goldbergs Snow Day
The boys take advantage of Murray when they find out he has a fear of snow; Erica is angry when Beverly finds her college application, lauding her mom as her hero.
The Middle Thanksgiving IV
Frankie invites a couple of Marines to share Thanksgiving with her family; Axl gets good news; Sue tries to find the person who stole the chicken head from her uniform; Brick is mesmerized by a book.
The Middle Christmas Help
Mike helps his brother, Rusty (Norm Macdonald), move some furniture into the Heck family's garage, only to realize the furniture is stolen; Frankie hopes to land a part-time job in a department store so she can get a discount on Christmas presents.
The Middle Life Skills
Axl feels embarrassed when he and Sue are asked to work on a school project together; Brick's school therapist (Dave Foley) tries to help him make friends.
The Middle One Kid at a Time
When Frankie and Mike dedicate a day to each of their children, Axl takes them to a paintball range, Sue has them do 17 separate activities and Brick wants to go to a sci-fi convention.
Two and a Half Men What a Lovely Landing Strip
Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.
Two and a Half Men One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Alan develops a crush on Walden's visiting mother; a secret comes out about Walden's past.
Two and a Half Men Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
When Walden's mother (Mimi Rogers) and ex-wife (Judy Greer) try to take over his company, he turns to Alan for help.
Two and a Half Men A Possum on Chemo
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
The Drew Carey Show Break It Up, Break It Up
Drew (Drew Carey) regrets inviting Lisa (Katy Selverstone) to live with him when she brings along her menagerie of pets.
The Drew Carey Show The Bully You Know
Mimi appears to be the lesser of two evils when Drew hires a notorious bully to replace her as Wick's secretary.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Endless Shrimp, Endless Night
Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Ritchie Scores
Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends.
Two and a Half Men Waiting for the Right Snapper
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
Two and a Half Men Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
Two and a Half Men Pie Hole, Herb
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
Two and a Half Men Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
The Middle Thanksgiving IV
Frankie invites a couple of Marines to share Thanksgiving with her family; Axl gets good news; Sue tries to find the person who stole the chicken head from her uniform; Brick is mesmerized by a book.
The Middle Christmas Help
Mike helps his brother, Rusty (Norm Macdonald), move some furniture into the Heck family's garage, only to realize the furniture is stolen; Frankie hopes to land a part-time job in a department store so she can get a discount on Christmas presents.
The Middle Life Skills
Axl feels embarrassed when he and Sue are asked to work on a school project together; Brick's school therapist (Dave Foley) tries to help him make friends.
The Middle One Kid at a Time
When Frankie and Mike dedicate a day to each of their children, Axl takes them to a paintball range, Sue has them do 17 separate activities and Brick wants to go to a sci-fi convention.
The Goldbergs Ho-ly K.I.T.T.
A shared love of "Knight Rider" brings Murray and Uncle Marvin together, until Adam ruins it; Beverly invites Lainey and Bill to Thanksgiving dinner, so Barry won't split his time between the two houses.
The Goldbergs So Swayze It's Crazy
When a talent agent tells Adam he's only suitable for "nerd" roles, Beverly makes it her mission to turn him into a heartthrob; Barry decides to embrace a punk lifestyle; Murray's attempt to get more involved in Erica's life backfires.
The Goldbergs O Captain! My Captain!
Beverly hopes to inspire the students when she substitutes for Barry's chemistry class; Adam accidentally embarrasses Emmy by reading a note about her in class.
The Goldbergs Snow Day
The boys take advantage of Murray when they find out he has a fear of snow; Erica is angry when Beverly finds her college application, lauding her mom as her hero.
Mike & Molly Dips & Salsa
Mike asks Carl to fill in for him as Molly's dance partner, but gets jealous when he thinks they are having too much fun.
Mike & Molly Mind Over Molly
At Mike's urging, Molly begrudgingly goes to a therapist (John Michael Higgins).
Mike & Molly Open Mike Night
Samuel wants to be a standup comic; Molly offers advice to Harry which leads to him challenging his protective mother.
Mike & Molly Rich Man, Poor Girl
The entire family wonders if Victoria has finally met the one when she brings a new boyfriend home.
Two and a Half Men Waiting for the Right Snapper
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
Two and a Half Men Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
Two and a Half Men Pie Hole, Herb
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
Two and a Half Men Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.