Saturday, October 4th TV listings for DTOUR
Mr. D Graduation
Gerry uses his interview at a rival school to try to get the phys-ed job; Robert believes an elaborate musical number will prove he has what it takes.
Mr. D Mafia Dad
Gerry gets a chance to coach the varsity basketball team; Trudy gives Lisa a controversial gift; Dwyer suffers a bad day.
Mike & Molly Mike Goes to the Opera
Mike's mom and Molly argue about who can take better care of him when he gets ill.
Mike & Molly Molly Makes Soup
Molly is annoyed when Vince and Mike strike up a friendship.
Mike & Molly Jim Won't Eat
When Mike's mother needs gallbladder surgery, she asks Molly to care for her dog; Molly is surprised when Mike discusses where he'd like to be buried when he dies.
Mike & Molly First Valentine's Day
Mike runs into Molly's ex-boyfriend, which jeopardizes his plans for Valentine's Day with Molly.
The Goldbergs Kara-Te
Barry signs up for a holiday talent show at the school, but karate isn't approved as a talent; Pops coerces Erica into performing in the show.
The Goldbergs You're Under Foot
When Pops goes to the shop with Murray for a little change of pace, he criticizes how Murray does business; Erica and Barry give Adam advice when Dana Caldwell comes over to study.
The Goldbergs The Other Smother
Beverly runs into her enemy, Betsy Rubenstone; Murray and Adam try to rent a video but are forced to pay a late fee.
The Goldbergs You Opened the Door
Beverly insists on chaperoning when Dana and Adam go to their first school dance together; Murray decides to talk about the birds and the bees with Barry.
The Middle Pilot
Sue auditions for show choir; Brick asks Frankie to come to his class presentation dressed in a costume; Frankie thinks she has finally sold a car.
The Middle The Cheerleader
Frankie organizes a publicity stunt in hopes of saving her job; Sue discovers she needs glasses; Brick starts reading his mother's romance novels.
The Middle The Floating Anniversary
Sick Brick, lovesick Sue, Axl, two crazy aunts and their diaper-wearing dog thwart Frankie and Mike's romantic plans for their anniversary.
The Middle The Trip
Frankie encourages Sue to fight for her right to attend a class trip to the state capital; Brick's first girlfriend turns out to be a bit bossy.
Two and a Half Men Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
Two and a Half Men That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
Two and a Half Men Warning, It's Dirty
Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.
Two and a Half Men Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.
The Goldbergs Kara-Te
Barry signs up for a holiday talent show at the school, but karate isn't approved as a talent; Pops coerces Erica into performing in the show.
The Goldbergs You're Under Foot
When Pops goes to the shop with Murray for a little change of pace, he criticizes how Murray does business; Erica and Barry give Adam advice when Dana Caldwell comes over to study.
The Goldbergs The Other Smother
Beverly runs into her enemy, Betsy Rubenstone; Murray and Adam try to rent a video but are forced to pay a late fee.
The Goldbergs You Opened the Door
Beverly insists on chaperoning when Dana and Adam go to their first school dance together; Murray decides to talk about the birds and the bees with Barry.
Two and a Half Men The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
Two and a Half Men A Pot-Smoking Monkey
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
Two and a Half Men A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.
Two and a Half Men Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
The Middle Pilot
Sue auditions for show choir; Brick asks Frankie to come to his class presentation dressed in a costume; Frankie thinks she has finally sold a car.
The Middle The Cheerleader
Frankie organizes a publicity stunt in hopes of saving her job; Sue discovers she needs glasses; Brick starts reading his mother's romance novels.
The Middle The Floating Anniversary
Sick Brick, lovesick Sue, Axl, two crazy aunts and their diaper-wearing dog thwart Frankie and Mike's romantic plans for their anniversary.
The Middle The Trip
Frankie encourages Sue to fight for her right to attend a class trip to the state capital; Brick's first girlfriend turns out to be a bit bossy.
The Goldbergs Kara-Te
Barry signs up for a holiday talent show at the school, but karate isn't approved as a talent; Pops coerces Erica into performing in the show.
The Goldbergs You're Under Foot
When Pops goes to the shop with Murray for a little change of pace, he criticizes how Murray does business; Erica and Barry give Adam advice when Dana Caldwell comes over to study.
The Goldbergs The Other Smother
Beverly runs into her enemy, Betsy Rubenstone; Murray and Adam try to rent a video but are forced to pay a late fee.
The Goldbergs You Opened the Door
Beverly insists on chaperoning when Dana and Adam go to their first school dance together; Murray decides to talk about the birds and the bees with Barry.
Mike & Molly Mike Goes to the Opera
Mike's mom and Molly argue about who can take better care of him when he gets ill.
Mike & Molly Molly Makes Soup
Molly is annoyed when Vince and Mike strike up a friendship.
Mike & Molly Jim Won't Eat
When Mike's mother needs gallbladder surgery, she asks Molly to care for her dog; Molly is surprised when Mike discusses where he'd like to be buried when he dies.
Mike & Molly First Valentine's Day
Mike runs into Molly's ex-boyfriend, which jeopardizes his plans for Valentine's Day with Molly.
Two and a Half Men The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
Two and a Half Men A Pot-Smoking Monkey
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
Two and a Half Men A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.
Two and a Half Men Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
Border Security: America's Front Line
A traveler is caught driving without a license; a U.S. resident returns from the Dominican Republic.
Border Security: America's Front Line Family Jewels
Human bones are found inside luggage; a pair fails to declare thousands of dollars in jewelry; a mysterious powder is masked by beauty products.
Border Security: America's Front Line In the Weeds
A traveler is caught with injections; officers smoke out marijuana residue; a mom may end up in jail due to a wrong turn.
Border Security: America's Front Line Deadly Potential
A one-way ticket raises red flags; a traveler is caught with undeclared meat; officers find a loaded gun and live crab.
Border Security: America's Front Line On Thin Ice
Officers find white powder in tea sacks; pills marked ICE are frozen; some furry foreigners arrive to spread good will.
Border Security: America's Front Line Smells Fishy
A traveler is caught with cocaine-filled pen caps; a long stay alerts CBP; a probation-breaking welder feels the heat.