Friday, April 3rd TV listings for E! Entertainment USA - Hawaii
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005)
FBI agent Gracie Hart (Sandra Bullock) clashes with her superiors when she jumps in to save two kidnapped friends in Las Vegas.
Miss Congeniality (2000)
An image consultant transforms a tomboyish FBI agent into a beauty queen so she can work undercover to catch a terrorist.
Two and a Half Men Bad News From the Clinic
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
Two and a Half Men The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
Two and a Half Men A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
Two and a Half Men Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
Two and a Half Men Yes, Monsignor
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
Two and a Half Men The Salmon Under My Sweater
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
Two and a Half Men Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Charlie is surprised when a woman rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Charlie finds out that he's the subject of a new website called www.charlieharpersucks.com.
Two and a Half Men A Lungful of Alan
Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
Two and a Half Men Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
Two and a Half Men Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts
Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
Two and a Half Men Smell the Umbrella Stand
Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
Two and a Half Men Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.
Two and a Half Men Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.
Two and a Half Men It Was Mame, Mom
When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.
Two and a Half Men A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.
Two and a Half Men I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.
Two and a Half Men A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.
Two and a Half Men That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.
Two and a Half Men Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
Two and a Half Men Does This Smell Funny to You?
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.
Two and a Half Men Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts
After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.
Two and a Half Men Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.
Two and a Half Men Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
Two and a Half Men Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.
Kajillionaire (2020)
Two con artists have spent 26 years training their only daughter to swindle, scam and steal at every turn. During a desperate and hastily conceived heist, they charm a stranger into joining them, only to have their entire world turned upside down.
The Fabelmans (2022)
Young Sammy Fabelman falls in love with movies after his parents take him to see "The Greatest Show on Earth." Armed with a camera, Sammy starts to make his own films at home, much to the delight of his supportive mother.
Celebrity Beef Good Cop vs. Bad Cop
Cheryl Hines and Rachael Harris aim to settle their beef via a cook-off in a good cop vs. bad cop battle, hosted by Joel McHale.
Celebrity Beef Good Guy vs. Bad Boy
Ben Higgins and Nick Viall aim to settle their beef via a cook-off in a battle for the better bachelor, hosted by Joel McHale.
Celebrity Beef Reality Royalty vs. Sitcom Star
Cynthia Bailey and Todd Bridges aim to settle their beef via a cook-off in a battle over loyalty and alliances.
Celebrity Beef Actor Bro vs. Singer Bro
Justin Baldoni and Andy Grammer aim to settle their beef via a cook-off in a social media infused battle hosted by Joel McHale.
Celebrity Beef Gen X vs. Millennial
Loni Love and Justin Sylvester aim to settle their beef via a cook-off in a battle of the generations.
Celebrity Beef Critical Designer vs. Critically Acclaimed
Jeff Lewis and Missi Pyle aim to settle their beef via a cook-off in a battle over cringeworthy criticism.
