Monday, May 18th TV listings for E! Entertainment USA - Hawaii
The Bradshaw Bunch Top Chef
Terry and Tammy attempt one last time to try and convince Lacey and Noah to move to Texas by offering to buy them a restaurant.
The Bradshaw Bunch Three Daughters, Three Solutions
Rachel introduces her new guy to the family; the Bradshaws celebrate Terry's 72nd birthday.
Two and a Half Men 818-jklpuzo
Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.
Two and a Half Men Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women.
Two and a Half Men Mmm, Fish. Yum
Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.
Two and a Half Men Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
Two and a Half Men For the Sake of the Child
After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
Two and a Half Men Give Me Your Thumb
Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.
Two and a Half Men Untainted by Filth
Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.
Two and a Half Men Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
Two and a Half Men Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
Two and a Half Men That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
Two and a Half Men Warning, It's Dirty
Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.
Two and a Half Men Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.
Two and a Half Men Yay, No Polyps!
Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.
Two and a Half Men Crude and Uncalled For
A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.
Two and a Half Men Aye, Aye, Captain
When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?
Two and a Half Men Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.
Two and a Half Men I Found Your Mustache
Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.
Two and a Half Men Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
Two and a Half Men Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).
Two and a Half Men I Called Him Magoo
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience."
Two and a Half Men Gumby With a Pokey
Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.
Two and a Half Men This Is Not Gonna End Well
After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.
Two and a Half Men Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.
Two and a Half Men A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.
Two and a Half Men A Pudding-Filled Cactus
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
Two and a Half Men Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
Two and a Half Men The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
Two and a Half Men Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
Two and a Half Men The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
Two and a Half Men Springtime on a Stick
Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.
Irresistible (2020)
A Democratic political consultant helps a retired Marine colonel run for mayor in a small Wisconsin town.
Armageddon Time (2022)
A coming-of-age story about the strength of family and the generational pursuit of the American dream.
9-1-1 In Another Life
As Buck's life hangs in the balance, he dreams of a world where he never became a firefighter, for better and worse.
9-1-1 Recovery
Despite the case being closed, Bobby is determined to prove his Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor was murdered and bring his killer to justice; Buck struggles with his post-traumatic stress.
9-1-1 Mixed Feelings
The 118 faces emergencies at a spin class and a hair salon; a husband and wife find themselves in a compromising position; Buck discovers new cognitive abilities; Hen and Karen find out Denny has been seeing his biological father.