Wednesday, April 1st TV listings for E! Entertainment USA HD - East
How I Met Your Mother Matchmaker
Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.
How I Met Your Mother The Duel
Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.
How I Met Your Mother Belly Full of Turkey
Ted and Robin are surprised to run into Barney when they volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving.
How I Met Your Mother The Pineapple Incident
Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.
How I Met Your Mother The Limo
Ted surprises Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin with a stylish New Year's Eve excursion around New York.
How I Met Your Mother The Wedding
Robin accepts Ted's invitation to a friend's wedding, but, thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.
How I Met Your Mother Drumroll Please
Ted spends a romantic night with a woman but does not get her phone number; Robin discovers she has feelings for Ted.
How I Met Your Mother Zip, Zip, Zip
After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.
How I Met Your Mother Game Night
When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.
How I Met Your Mother Cupcake
A culinary institute in Germany offers Victoria a fellowship.
How I Met Your Mother Life Among the Gorillas
Marshall takes an internship at Barney's company and changes his personality in order to fit in.
How I Met Your Mother Nothing Good Happens After 2AM
Ted accepts an invitation to Robin's place, only to find out that she still has feelings for him.
How I Met Your Mother Mary the Paralegal
Barney arranges a hot date for Ted when the gang goes to an awards banquet honoring Robin.
How I Met Your Mother Best Prom Ever
Lily crashes a prom with Barney and Robin to scout out a possible band for her wedding reception.
Two and a Half Men Pilot
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
Two and a Half Men Big Flappy Bastards
Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
Two and a Half Men Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
Two and a Half Men If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
Two and a Half Men The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
Two and a Half Men Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
Two and a Half Men If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
Two and a Half Men Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
Two and a Half Men Phase One, Complete
Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
Two and a Half Men Merry Thanksgiving
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.
Two and a Half Men Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.
Two and a Half Men Camel Filters and Pheremones
The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.