Monday, May 11th TV listings for E! Entertainment USA HD - East
How I Met Your Mother Canning Randy
When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she tries to convince his students to help save the building from being torn down for his project; Marshall and Lily notice Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.
How I Met Your Mother Natural History
The gang attends a black-tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum; Ted meets Zoey's husband, the captain.
Two and a Half Men Winky-Dink Time
Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute; Charlie runs into trouble when he can't remember his date's name.
Two and a Half Men Rough Night in Hump Junction
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
Two and a Half Men Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
Two and a Half Men Fish in a Drawer
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
Two and a Half Men If My Hole Could Talk
Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.
Two and a Half Men Waiting for the Right Snapper
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
Two and a Half Men Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
Two and a Half Men Pie Hole, Herb
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
Two and a Half Men Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
Two and a Half Men The Flavin' and the Mavin
Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
Two and a Half Men A Jock Strap in Hell
The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.
Two and a Half Men It's Always Nazi Week
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
Two and a Half Men Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
Two and a Half Men Pinocchio's Mouth
Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.
Two and a Half Men The Mooch at the Boo
Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.
Two and a Half Men He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
Two and a Half Men The Devil's Lube
When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.
Two and a Half Men Thank God for Scoliosis
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
Two and a Half Men I Think You Offended Don
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.
Two and a Half Men David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.
Two and a Half Men I'd Like to Start With the Cat
In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.
Two and a Half Men She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.
Two and a Half Men The Ocu or the Pado?
When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.
Two and a Half Men My Son's Enormous Head
Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.
Two and a Half Men The Two Finger Rule
Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.
Two and a Half Men Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.
Two and a Half Men Above Exalted Cyclops
Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.
Two and a Half Men Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
Two and a Half Men Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.
Two and a Half Men Baseball Was Better With Steroids
When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.
How I Met Your Mother Glitter
When Barney finds a copy of the kids' show featuring Robin's alter ego, the friends learn more about her past as a performer than they expected.
How I Met Your Mother Blitzgiving
The gang, minus Ted, parties all night with The Blitz (Jorge Garcia), an old friend from college; Ted is forced to spend Thanksgiving with Zoey.
How I Met Your Mother The Mermaid Theory
Ted asks Zoey's husband (Kyle MacLachlan) to hang out; Robin and Marshall decide to spend some time together.
How I Met Your Mother False Positive
Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang; Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.
How I Met Your Mother Bad News
Afraid they will never get pregnant, Lily and Marshall decide to see a specialist; Robin begins her new job.
How I Met Your Mother Last Words
While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh; Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school.
How I Met Your Mother Oh Honey
When Zoey's naive cousin (Katy Perry) visits, Barney makes a move on her; Ted comes to grips with his feelings for Zoey.
How I Met Your Mother Desperation Day
Barney declares Feb. 13 a holiday for desperate women; Marshall receives a Valentine's Day surprise from Lily; Zoey and Ted work on figuring out their relationship.
How I Met Your Mother Garbage Island
Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after seeing a documentary on garbage; Ted runs into The Captain; Barney admits he has feelings for a woman.
How I Met Your Mother A Change of Heart
Barney's growing feelings for Nora make him worry about his heart; Robyn dates a man who acts like a dog.
How I Met Your Mother Legendaddy
Barney meets his father; the gang points out things each of them should know but never learned.
How I Met Your Mother The Exploding Meatball Sub
Marshall quits his job at Goliath National Bank to volunteer at an environmental organization; Ted and Zooey continue to butt heads over the future of the Arcadia.
Book Club: The Next Chapter (2023)
Four women take their book club to Italy for the fun girls' trip they never had. When things go off the rails and secrets are revealed, their relaxing vacation turns into a once-in-a-lifetime, cross-country adventure.