Saturday, June 27th TV listings for E! Entertainment USA HD - East
Two and a Half Men A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
Two and a Half Men Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
Two and a Half Men Yes, Monsignor
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
Two and a Half Men The Salmon Under My Sweater
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
Two and a Half Men Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Charlie is surprised when a woman rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Charlie finds out that he's the subject of a new website called www.charlieharpersucks.com.
Two and a Half Men A Lungful of Alan
Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
How I Met Your Mother Farhampton
Ted recounts a story about leaving a note for Victoria's ex-fiance (Thomas Lennon) in hope of calming Robin, who is anxious on her and Barney's wedding day.
How I Met Your Mother The Pre-Nup
When Barney prepares a comprehensive prenup, the other guys decide to propose relationship amendments to their significant others; Quinn is furious and makes a prenup of her own.
How I Met Your Mother Nannies
Marshall and Lily discover their trouble finding a nanny is a result of one of Barney's schemes; Ted and Robin argue over whose relationship is more serious.
How I Met Your Mother Who Wants to Be a Godparent?
Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.
How I Met Your Mother The Autumn of Breakups
As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.
How I Met Your Mother Splitsville
Barney takes matters into his own hands when Robin is hesitant to end things with Nick; Marshall and Lily desperately want some private time.
How I Met Your Mother The Stamp Tramp
Marshall ends up having to do damage control after his friend, Brad (Joe Manganiello), interviews for a job at the firm; Robin negotiates Barney's return to the strip club circuit.
How I Met Your Mother Twelve Horny Women
In the biggest case of his career, Marshall faces off with his archenemy, Brad (Joe Manganiello); the gang remembers delinquent moments from their teenage years.
How I Met Your Mother Lobster Crawl
Robin is determined to hook up with Barney one more time; Ted substitutes for Marvin's nanny.
How I Met Your Mother The Over-Correction
Robin is suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice; Marshall makes a disturbing discovery about his mother.
How I Met Your Mother The Final Page Part One
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
How I Met Your Mother The Final Page Part Two
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
How I Met Your Mother Band or DJ
Robin insists that Barney ask her dad for permission to marry her; Ted tries to bury his feelings by throwing himself into wedding planning.
How I Met Your Mother Ring Up
Barney asks Ted to keep dating Carly (Ashley Benson), a much younger woman, even though she and Ted have nothing in common.
How I Met Your Mother P.S. I Love You
Barney finds an episode of Robin's "Underneath the Tunes" as Robin Sparkles; Lily and Marshall fear that Ted's new girlfriend is a stalker.
How I Met Your Mother Bad Crazy
Ted is reluctant to break things off with his unstable girlfriend (Abby Elliot); Robin holds Marvin for the first time.
How I Met Your Mother The Ashtray
When the Captain (Kyle MacLachlan) calls Ted unexpectedly, the gang remembers their last awkward encounter.
How I Met Your Mother Weekend at Barney's
After Ted and Jeanette break up, Barney uses his infamous playbook to Ted find a new date; Lily tries to make a good impression at a gallery opening.
How I Met Your Mother The Fortress
Robin wants Barney to sell his bachelor pad, but Barney is hesitant and drives potential buyers away; Lily's job as the Captain's art consultant strains her relationship with Marshall.
How I Met Your Mother The Time Travelers
Future versions of Ted and Barney try to talk Ted into seeing Robots Versus Wrestlers; Marshall wants to have a dance-off with Robin.
How I Met Your Mother Romeward Bound
Lily worries Marshall will resent her if she accepts The Captain's offer to move to Rome for a year; Ted and Barney obsess over an attractive girl in a puffy coat.
There's Something About Mary (1998)
A geek (Ben Stiller) hires a sleazy private eye (Matt Dillon) to report on a woman (Cameron Diaz) he has adored since high school.
The High Note (2020)
Presented with a choice that could alter the course of her career, a superstar singer and her overworked personal assistant come up with a plan that could change both of their lives forever.
Promising Young Woman (2020)
Nothing in Cassie's life is what it appears to be -- she's wickedly smart, tantalizingly cunning, and she's living a secret double life by night. Now, an unexpected encounter is about to give Cassie a chance to right the wrongs from the past.
The High Note (2020)
Presented with a choice that could alter the course of her career, a superstar singer and her overworked personal assistant come up with a plan that could change both of their lives forever.
She's All That (1999)
A cool teen (Freddie Prinze Jr.) bets a friend that he can transform the school's geekiest girl (Rachael Leigh Cook) into a prom queen.