Tuesday, September 22nd TV listings for E! Entertainment USA HD - East
Two and a Half Men Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.
Two and a Half Men Dead From the Waist Down
Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.
Two and a Half Men Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
Two and a Half Men Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
Cocktail Wars Drink With Your Eyes
Singer, actress and drag queen, Peppermint joins Joey, Lance and Melissa for a series of visually stunning challenges - which includes our mixologists throwing a punch bowl party!
How I Met Your Mother Bad News
Afraid they will never get pregnant, Lily and Marshall decide to see a specialist; Robin begins her new job.
How I Met Your Mother Last Words
While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh; Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school.
How I Met Your Mother Desperation Day
Barney declares Feb. 13 a holiday for desperate women; Marshall receives a Valentine's Day surprise from Lily; Zoey and Ted work on figuring out their relationship.
How I Met Your Mother Garbage Island
Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after seeing a documentary on garbage; Ted runs into The Captain; Barney admits he has feelings for a woman.
How I Met Your Mother A Change of Heart
Barney's growing feelings for Nora make him worry about his heart; Robyn dates a man who acts like a dog.
How I Met Your Mother Legendaddy
Barney meets his father; the gang points out things each of them should know but never learned.
How I Met Your Mother The Exploding Meatball Sub
Marshall quits his job at Goliath National Bank to volunteer at an environmental organization; Ted and Zoey continue to butt heads over the future of the Arcadia.
How I Met Your Mother Hopeless
Barney tries to make his life seem more exciting as he bonds with his father (John Lithgow); Robin encounters a guy she likes.
How I Met Your Mother Landmarks
When Ted must make a decision that could affect his relationship, his friends share their real opinions of Zoey.
How I Met Your Mother Challenge Accepted
Barney and Robin bond while intervening in Ted's relationship; Marshall fears an impending bout of food poisoning; Ted acts as best man in an important wedding.
How I Met Your Mother The Best Man
Barney and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding; Robin considers confessing her feelings.
How I Met Your Mother The Naked Truth
Marshall worries videos he made in the past will put his dream job in jeopardy; Ted must choose a date for the architects ball.
How I Met Your Mother Ducky Tie
Ted tries to make amends when he runs into an ex-girlfriend with whom he was unfaithful; Barney makes a bet with Marshall and Lily.
How I Met Your Mother The Stinson Missile Crisis
Robin attends court-mandated therapy sessions after assaulting a woman who was hoping to ruin Barney's relationship; Ted becomes overly involved in Lily's pregnancy.
How I Met Your Mother Field Trip
Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million-dollar company; Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.
How I Met Your Mother Mystery vs. History
Ted's friends get involved when he doesn't do a background check on his new lady friend; Lily and Marshall deal with learning their baby's gender.
How I Met Your Mother Noretta
The gang recognizes similarities between their significant other and their parents; a string of unfortunate events ruin Nora and Barney's evening of romance.
How I Met Your Mother The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
Ted finally reconnects with the girl in the pumpkin costume; Barney learns he has some Canadian in him; pregnancy takes over Lily's brain.
How I Met Your Mother Disaster Averted
The gang remembers the events of Hurricane Irene; Barney tries to get out of wearing the ducky tie.
How I Met Your Mother Tick Tick Tick
Robin and Barney keep a secret from their significant others; Lily, Marshall and Ted go to a concert.
How I Met Your Mother The Rebound Girl
Barney and Ted consider making a life-altering decision together; Robin tries to talk Lily and Marshall out of moving to Long Island.
Cocktail Wars All The Cocktails New
Breaking News! It's all about the cocktails when MSNOW's Rachel Maddow stops by Cocktail Wars to visit with Joey, Lance and Melissa to enjoy some elemental creations.
How I Met Your Mother The Playbook
After breaking up with Robin, Barney pulls out all of his greatest tricks to get back into the dating scene.
How I Met Your Mother Girls vs. Suits
Barney debates giving up wearing suits to land an attractive bartender; Ted gets closer to meeting the future mother of his children.
How I Met Your Mother The Perfect Week
To forget about their own miserable week, Barney's friends root him on in his quest to have the perfect week.
Cocktail Wars All The Cocktails
Breaking News! It's all about the cocktails when MSNOW's Rachel Maddow stops by Cocktail Wars to visit with Joey, Lance and Melissa to enjoy some elemental creations.
Cocktail Wars Drink With Your Eyes
Singer, actress and drag queen, Peppermint joins Joey, Lance and Melissa for a series of visually stunning challenges - which includes our mixologists throwing a punch bowl party!
Chrisley Knows Best Patriarch of Perfection
Todd Chrisley tries to stay ahead of his five children; Chase sneaks out to a football game, disobeying Todd.
Chrisley Knows Best Boys to Men
Todd takes over Chase's 21st birthday plans in order to have some father and son bonding time; Julie tries to prepare Grayson for football tryouts.
Chrisley Knows Best Retail Therapy
Faye's doting over Todd becomes a problem; Savannah misses playing football and joins a team.
Chrisley Knows Best Life's a Pitch
Todd tries to help out and coach Grayson's baseball team but discovers he's in over his head; he struggles to gain control of overzealous nine-year-olds.
Chrisley Knows Best Quit Your Pitchin'
Todd tries to train Savannah for a charity softball game; Julie gets annoyed when Todd doesn't help Grayson train his new puppy.
Chrisley Knows Best Differing Strokes
Todd and Chase team up for a golf match against Jay DeMarcus; Savannah tries to move in with Nanny Faye.
Chrisley Knows Best Mind Your Business
Todd won't share his new classic convertible with Harvey; Chase takes a swing at a golf business.
Chrisley Knows Best Attitude Intervention
Chase fears Todd is too mean to join his golf mixer; Savannah stresses about her life timeline.
Chrisley Knows Best Remission Control
The Chrisleys have a family bowling tournament; Julie waits to hear if her cancer is in remission; the family plans a surprise.
Chrisley Knows Best Sports Day
While trying to prepare for a family friend's annual Sports Day barbecue, Todd's competitive spirit pushes his family members to their breaking points.
Two and a Half Men Looking' for Japanese Subs
Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.
Two and a Half Men Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.
Two and a Half Men That Darn Priest
Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.
Two and a Half Men Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.
Two and a Half Men People Who Love Peepholes
Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.
Two and a Half Men Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.