Sunday, August 2nd TV listings for E! Entertainment USA HD - Pacific
Two and a Half Men Big Flappy Bastards
Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
Two and a Half Men Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
Two and a Half Men If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
Two and a Half Men The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
Two and a Half Men Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
Two and a Half Men If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
Two and a Half Men Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
Two and a Half Men Phase One, Complete
Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
Two and a Half Men Merry Thanksgiving
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.
Two and a Half Men Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.
Two and a Half Men Camel Filters and Pheremones
The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.
Two and a Half Men Sarah Like Puny Alan
Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.
Two and a Half Men I Can't Afford Hyenas
Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.
Two and a Half Men Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
Two and a Half Men That Was Saliva, Alan
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
Two and a Half Men Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
Two and a Half Men An Old Flame With a New Wick
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
Two and a Half Men I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
Two and a Half Men Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).
Two and a Half Men No Sniffing, No Wowing
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).
Two and a Half Men My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).
Two and a Half Men Just Like Buffalo
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
Two and a Half Men Can You Feel My Finger?
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
Two and a Half Men Back Off Mary Poppins
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
Two and a Half Men Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
Two and a Half Men A Bag Full of Jawea
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.
Two and a Half Men Go Get Mommy's Bra
Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.
Two and a Half Men Bad News From the Clinic
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
Two and a Half Men The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
Two and a Half Men A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
Two and a Half Men Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
Two and a Half Men Yes, Monsignor
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
Two and a Half Men The Salmon Under My Sweater
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
Two and a Half Men Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Charlie is surprised when a woman rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Charlie finds out that he's the subject of a new website called www.charlieharpersucks.com.
Two and a Half Men A Lungful of Alan
Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
Two and a Half Men Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
How I Met Your Mother Brunch
Ted's parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret comes out during brunch.
How I Met Your Mother Ted Mosby, Architect
Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.
How I Met Your Mother World's Greatest Couple
Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.
How I Met Your Mother Aldrin Justice
Barney propositions Marshall's law professor (Jane Seymour); Lily tries to teach Ted's boss (Bryan Cranston) a lesson.
Botched Playground Trauma and a Pint-Sized Mama
An Irish model travels to the United States for larger breasts; the doctors help a woman who almost died from a nightmarish tummy tuck; a young father with a broken nose hopes for a nose just like his daughter's.
Botched Muscles, Tucks and Forehead Flaps
Dr. Nassif takes on a patient who tried to treat her own skin cancer and ended up with a hole in her nose; Dr. Dubrow tackles a bodybuilder's deflated breast; a drag queen strives for perfection.
Botched Nothing Butt Trouble
A young woman visits the doctors because multiple silicone removal surgeries have left her with a distorted derrière; a painter wants her nose fixed to help lift her mother's guilty conscience.
Botched Baby Got Boobs
Dr. Dubrow helps a cancer survivor reconstruct her breasts and abdomen; a psychic wants to remove her implants.