Monday, September 7th TV listings for E! Entertainment USA - Pacific Feed
Two and a Half Men City of Great Racks
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
Two and a Half Men Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
Two and a Half Men Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
Two and a Half Men Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
Two and a Half Men Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
Two and a Half Men Tight's Good
After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.
Two and a Half Men Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.
Two and a Half Men Meander to Your Dander
Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.
Two and a Half Men A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
Two and a Half Men The Soil Is Moist
Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
Two and a Half Men Winky-Dink Time
Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute; Charlie runs into trouble when he can't remember his date's name.
Two and a Half Men Rough Night in Hump Junction
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
Two and a Half Men The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
Two and a Half Men Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
Two and a Half Men A Bag Full of Jawea
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.
Two and a Half Men Bad News From the Clinic
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
Two and a Half Men Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.
Two and a Half Men Does This Smell Funny to You?
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.
Two and a Half Men Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.
Two and a Half Men That Voodoo That I Do Do
Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.
Two and a Half Men And the Plot Moistens
Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.
Two and a Half Men Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
Two and a Half Men It Never Rains in Hooterville
After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
Two and a Half Men Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
Two and a Half Men Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
Two and a Half Men If My Hole Could Talk
Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.
Two and a Half Men A Jock Strap in Hell
The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.
Two and a Half Men He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
Two and a Half Men For the Sake of the Child
After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
Two and a Half Men Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.
Two and a Half Men Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.
Two and a Half Men Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.
How I Met Your Mother Coming Back
Robin wonders how Barney will react when James reveals that he is getting divorced; Marshall tries to get to New York in time for the wedding.
How I Met Your Mother Last Time in New York
Lily becomes frustrated that she is the only one who knows about Ted's plans; Barney and Robin try to spend time together before their relatives arrive for the wedding.
How I Met Your Mother The Broken Code
After learning that Ted still has feelings for Robin, Barney tries to work through his anger; Lily comes to a realization.
How I Met Your Mother The Poker Game
Lily helps Barney when he must pick a side in a fight between his mother and Robin; Marshall and Ted get into an argument over wedding gifts and thank-you notes.
How I Met Your Mother Knight Vision
Ted chooses poorly when deciding who will be his date for the wedding weekend; Barney and Robin have a problem with the minister; Marshall learns more about his driving companion.
How I Met Your Mother No Questions Asked
Marshall asks the gang to help remove an upsetting text message from Lily's phone before she sees it.
How I Met Your Mother The Lighthouse
Barney is caught in the middle of Robin and Loretta's conflict; Marshall and Daphne discover a stowaway on their road trip; Ted and Cassie visit a lighthouse.
How I Met Your Mother Platonish
During a flashback, the gang wonders how the Ted, Robin and Barney love triangle will play out; Barney accepts challenges from Robin and Lily.
How I Met Your Mother Mom and Dad
Barney concocts a plan when his father (John Lithgow) arrives at the hotel; Ted thinks he is being framed when a wedding-related duty gets messed up.
How I Met Your Mother Bedtime Stories
Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting rhyming bedtime stories.
How I Met Your Mother The Rehearsal Dinner
Robin is dismayed when Barney wants to have their rehearsal dinner at a laser tag arena; Ted aggravates Lily by not following through with a promise.
How I Met Your Mother Bass Player Wanted
A man at the wedding intentionally stirs up trouble; Marshall finally arrives at the Farhampton Inn.
How I Met Your Mother Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra
Marshall tells a story about the Slap of a Million Exploding Suns as he tries to deliver a final, devastating slap to Barney.
How I Met Your Mother Unpause
Robin and Ted try to get Barney to reveal secrets after he drinks too much; Marshall tries to avoid fighting with Lily.
How I Met Your Mother How Your Mother Met Me
The mother reveals how she met Ted and what she has been doing over the past eight years.
How I Met Your Mother Sunrise
Robin and Ted reminisce about past relationships as they search for a drunken Barney on the day of the wedding; Lily and Marshall come to a resolution; Barney befriends two men who are eager to meet women.