TV Schedule for FXX USA - Eastern
Saturday, May 23rd TV listings for FXX USA - Eastern
The Simpsons The Great Simpsina
When the Great Raymondo takes Lisa on as his magician's assistant, she is conned into revealing the secret of his greatest trick to his nemesis.
The Simpsons The Real Housewives of Fat Tony
Fat Tony and Marge's sister, Selma, fall in love and get married; Bart discovers a special ability.
The Simpsons Homer Scissorhands
Homer opens his own hair salon after discovering he is a talented stylist; Milhouse professes his love for Lisa.
The Simpsons 500 Keys
After finding the keys to every door in Springfield, Lisa finds a hidden room beneath the elementary school.
The Simpsons The Ned-liest Catch
When Ned starts dating Mrs. Krabappel, he is surprised to learn how many of Springfield's men she has been with.
The Simpsons The Falcon and the D'Ohman
Homer befriends a new security guard at the plant; Marge daydreams about being a contestant on "Top Chef."
The Simpsons Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts
When superintendent Chalmers is fired for taking Bart and his friends on an unauthorized field trip, the boys hold the school hostage until he is reinstated.
The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XXII
A boulder traps Homer's arm when he takes a drive through a canyon; a spider bite paralyzes Homer; Flanders becomes a vigilante by night; Bart and Milhouse travel to a distant planet to obtain an extract.
The Simpsons Replaceable You
Lisa's science fair project is overshadowed by Bart's mechanical baby seal; Homer's new assistant ends up stealing his job.
The Simpsons The Food Wife
Marge, Bart and Lisa start their own food blog and land a reservation at a popular restaurant; when Marge sends Homer to a cooking lab, he finds himself in a situation with law enforcement.
The Simpsons The Book Job
Homer creates a team, including author Neil Gaiman, to write the next hit "tween" book; after receiving an advance copy of the work from his publisher, Homer learns there's more to the business than he imagined.
The Simpsons The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants
The Simpsons host a party to promote Krusty's own brand of liquor; impressed with the party's success, Mr. Burns decides to promote Homer; Bart takes an interest in reading classic novels.
The Simpsons The Ten-Per-Cent Solution
After Krusty the Clown's show is canceled and his talent agency drops him, his very first agent, Annie, tries to craft his comeback.
The Simpsons Holidays of Future Passed
Thirty years in the future, Bart, Lisa and their children spend the holidays at Marge and Homer's house.
The Simpsons Politically Inept With Homer Simpson
After a video of Homer ranting goes viral, he gets his own political talk show; Homer endorses rocker Ted Nugent for the Republican presidential nominee.
The Simpsons The D'oh-cial Network
Lisa is called to trial after her online social networking site creates dysfunction in the community; Patty and Selma compete in a rowing event.
Family Guy The Candidate
Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain.
Family Guy Love Story Guy
The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of "Castaway", "Dirty Dancing" and various Meg Ryan rom-coms.
Family Guy Old West
The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.
Family Guy Single White Dad
Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it.
Family Guy White Meg Can't Jump
Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities.
Family Guy Adoptation
To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.
Family Guy The Bird Reich
Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death; Stewie causes Brian to give up writing.
Family Guy A Bottle Episode
Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing; Stewie and Brian try to sell saltwater taffy door to door.
Family Guy Vat Man & Rob 'Em
When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar; Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt.
Family Guy From Russia With Love
After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there; Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.
Family Guy Adult Education
Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage; Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school.
Family Guy Death Has a Shadow
After Peter gets fired following a riotous bachelor party, he receives a check for $150,000 from the welfare department.
Family Guy I Never Met the Dead Man
Peter crashes into a satellite dish, knocking out the city's cable TV; Stewie schemes to eradicate all vegetables.
Family Guy Chitty Chitty Death Bang
Meg unknowingly attends a cult meeting on Stewie's first birthday, and the cult leader follows her home.
Family Guy Mind Over Murder
Peter turns the basement into a bar when he is placed under house arrest; Stewie builds a time machine.
Family Guy A Hero Sits Next Door
Perturbed Peter decides to steal his new neighbor's limelight by foiling a bank robbery. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voices of Jennifer Tilly and Patrick Warburton.
King of the Hill Pilot
A social worker arrives at the Hill household when people misinterpret Hank's attitude toward Bobby. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
King of the Hill Square Peg
The school principal recruits Peg to teach sex education to Bobby's class; Hank does everything he can to keep his son from learning about sex.
King of the Hill The Order of the Straight Arrow
Hank gets in trouble with the police and environmentalists when he takes Bobby and his Boy Scout troop on an adventure.
King of the Hill Hank's Got the Willies
Willie Nelson invites the Hills to a barbecue after Bobby accidentally hits the star with a golf club.
King of the Hill Luanne's Saga
After leaving her boyfriend, Hank's niece, Luanne, finds comfort with Boomhauer. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice: Chuck Mangione.
King of the Hill Hank's Unmentionable Problem
When Hank suffers irregularity, he must tolerate the embarrassment of a visit to the doctor and questions from his friends.
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King of the Hill As Old as the Hills
Bobby anticipates the birth of Cotton and Didi's baby, while Hank and Peggy go sky diving. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
King of the Hill Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall
While skydiving, Peggy's parachute fails to open, and she plummets toward the ground. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
King of the Hill Cotton's Plot
When Peggy needs physical therapy, Cotton becomes her hard-driving drill sergeant. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice: Toby Huss.
King of the Hill Bills Are Made to Be Broken
Hank sends Bill back into training so he can defend his high-school touchdown record, which has just been broken by a local player.