Saturday, March 7th TV listings for FXX USA HD - Eastern
The Simpsons Old Money
Grandpa Simpson inherits $106,000 from a woman he falls for at his rest home.
The Simpsons Brush With Greatness
Marge enrolls in an art class; Homer joins a weight-loss clinic.
The Simpsons Lisa's Substitute
While Bart runs for class president, Lisa falls for her substitute teacher.
The Simpsons The War of the Simpsons
After Homer gets drunk at a party and leers at Maude Flanders, Marge forces him to accompany her on a marriage counseling weekend at a wooded retreat.
The Simpsons Three Men and a Comic Book
Bart, Milhouse and Martin pool their resources to buy the first-ever edition of the "Radioactive Man" comic book, but refusing to trust each other, they spend a stormy night together with it in the treehouse.
The Simpsons Blood Feud
Mr. Burns needs a vital blood transfusion and Bart is the only one with the right blood type; when Mr. Burns fails to show the Simpsons enough gratitude for Bart's blood, Homer writes him a vindictive letter.
The Simpsons Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
Lisa's patriotic essay wins the Simpson family a trip to Washington, D.C.
The Simpsons When Flanders Failed
After wishing him bad luck, Homer feels responsible when Ned Flanders' business fails.
The Simpsons Bart the Murderer
Principal Skinner disappears shortly after Bart takes a part-time job working for a local mobster.
The Simpsons Homer Defined
Homer becomes a hero when he single-handedly prevents a meltdown at the nuclear plant.
The Simpsons Like Father, Like Clown
Lisa and Bart try to reunite Krusty with his estranged father.
The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror II
An excess of Halloween candy gives Bart, Lisa and Homer nightmares.
The Simpsons Lisa's Pony
Homer's guilt prompts him to fulfill Lisa's dream of owning a pony.
The Simpsons Saturdays of Thunder
Homer decides building a soapbox racer with Bart will bring them closer.
The Simpsons Flaming Moe's
A local bartender becomes rich and famous using Homer's recipe for a flaming drink.
The Simpsons Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
Homer is laid off when Mr. Burns sells the nuclear plant to a German corporation.
The Simpsons I Married Marge
Marge thinks she is pregnant, prompting Homer to relive their early years.
The Simpsons Radio Bart
After Bart fools everyone into believing a child has fallen down a well, Sting performs to help raise money to save him.
The Simpsons Lisa the Greek
Homer cashes in on Lisa's uncanny knack for picking football game winners.
The Simpsons Homer Alone
When Marge goes to a health spa, Homer is left alone with baby Maggie.
Family Guy Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air
Joe wants to get a leg transplant after Bonnie tells him she is tired of being married to a disabled person; Peter and the guys decide to teach Joe a lesson.
Family Guy Stewie Kills Lois
When Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan against Lois, Brian challenges him to go ahead with it.
Family Guy Lois Kills Stewie
Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog for Stewie, who auditions for the "American Idol" judges.
Family Guy Padre de Familia
Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in pro-American sentiment at a parade, but he changes his tune when he finds out he was born in Mexico.
Family Guy Peter's Daughter
Meg goes to the hospital in a coma and hits it off with a cute medical student when she awakens.
Family Guy McStroke
Peter has a stroke after eating too many hamburgers and vows to expose the fast-food company; when he recovers, Peter breaks into the fast-food company's warehouse and befriends a genetically engineered cow.
Family Guy Back to the Woods
Seeking revenge, James Woods returns and steals Peter's identity as the head of the household, prompting Peter to try to ruin the actor's career.
Family Guy Play It Again, Brian
When Brian wins a writing award, he, Lois and Peter head to Martha's Vineyard for a vacation; Brian professes his undying love for Lois, which tests his friendship with Peter.
Family Guy Former Life of Brian
When Brian thinks he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of an old flame, only to discover he is the father of an unruly son.
Family Guy Long John Peter
After terrorizing the neighbors with his new pet parrot, Peter accidentally kills his beloved bird; Chris goes with Brian to the vet and falls for an intern.
Family Guy Love Blactually
Brian tries to take it slow when he meets the girl of his dreams, but when Cleveland sweeps her off her feet, Brian vows to do whatever it takes to win her back.
Family Guy I Dream of Jesus
When Peter searches every record store in Quahog for his favorite song, he runs into a familiar face and wants everyone to know he is friends with Jesus.
King of the Hill Master of Puppets
When Hank and Peggy forget to pick up Bobby at the mall, he uses their guilt to pit them against each other for his attention.
King of the Hill Bwah My Nose
During football practice, Hank breaks his nose and goes to a plastic surgeon to get it fixed.
King of the Hill Uncool Customer
Peggy becomes friends with Katt Savage, the coolest and most glamorous mother at Bobby's cotillion classes.
King of the Hill Nancy Does Dallas
Dale gets out of hand when Nancy leaves the small-town news arena for the bright lights of Dallas, prompting Hank and Peggy to beg her to return home.
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King of the Hill Daletech
Cotton, after being sent to senior day care, threatens Dale's new security company when he becomes head of the local neighborhood watch.
King of the Hill How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
Hank decides to re-enact the battle at the Alamo for Bobby and his friends; Peggy goes overboard trying to teach safety rules to the children. Elizabeth Perkins guest stars.
King of the Hill Girl You'll Be a Giant Soon
Hank and Luanne organize a grilling protest when they find out that only charcoal grillers can enter the Texas State Grill-Off; Peggy tries to visit the site of a famous murder.
King of the Hill Stressed for Success
Bobby's knowledge of pop culture takes the Quiz Bowl team to the championships, but Bobby begins to buckle under the stress of competition.