Saturday, April 25th TV listings for FXX USA HD - Eastern
The Simpsons Brake My Wife, Please
When Judge Harm revokes Homer's license, Marge must do all the driving; Homer meets Steve Buscemi and Jackson Browne while walking from place to place.
The Simpsons The Bart of War
When Homer and Marge enroll Bart in an activities club, he wages war against Milhouse, who belongs to a different one.
The Simpsons Moe Baby Blues
Homer and Marge permit Moe to baby-sit Maggie after she takes a shine to the bartender.
The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XIV
Homer kills the Grim Reaper; Lisa harvests human-body parts from Springfield residents to create a Frankenstein monster; Bart and Milhouse discover a watch that stops time.
The Simpsons My Mother the Carjacker
Homer's mother returns to Springfield, and the city pardons her from the charges against her; Mr. Burns is angry about this and makes a plan to get Mona Simpson in prison; Homer commandeers a prison bus in order to free his mother.
The Simpsons The President Wore Pearls
Filmmaker Michael Moore supports Lisa's cause when she stages a revolt at Springfield Elementary School.
The Simpsons The Regina Monologues
Prime Minister Tony Blair welcomes the Simpsons to England, where they run into author J.K. Rowling and actor Ian McKellen.
The Simpsons The Fat and the Furriest
Homer creates a homemade bear-fighting suit for his mission of revenge against a bear that attacked him during a visit to the dump.
The Simpsons Today I Am a Clown
After Krusty admits he never had a bar mitzvah, he hires Homer to fill in as guest host on his show during the ceremony.
The Simpsons 'Tis the Fifteenth Season
Homer sells a Joe DiMaggio card for a pile of cash, then fritters it all away on himself before being roused by Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol."
The Simpsons Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays
Marge decries a movement that favors a school-tax exemption for Springfield's childless residents.
The Simpsons I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot
Homer builds a robot suit and battles robots in competition; Lisa mourns the loss of Snowball II.
The Simpsons Diatribe of a Mad Housewife
Marge writes a novel, "The Harpooned Heart," using Homer and Ned as inspiration for her characters; Homer gets the book-on-tape version read by Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
The Simpsons Margical History Tour
When the library runs short of books, Marge regales the kids with yarns about King Henry VIII, Sacagawea and Mozart.
The Simpsons Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Milhouse moves away, leaving Bart to find a new best friend in Lisa; Bart visits reinvented Milhouse in Capitol City.
The Simpsons Smart and Smarter
The interviewer at a gifted preschool insults Maggie, then jealous Lisa leads her astray after she gets accepted.
The Simpsons The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
Marge's old flame Artie Ziff moves in after losing his dot-com fortune; after Homer wins the remaining shares of Artie's company, he becomes the subject of an investigation.
The Simpsons Co-Dependent's Day
After a bender Homer frames Marge for his DUI, and as a result Marge must check into rehab.
The Simpsons Wandering Juvie
Judge Harm sends Bart to juvenile detention, where he meets a girl who helps him devise an escape plan.
The Simpsons My Big Fat Geek Wedding
When Principal Skinner's fiance calls off the wedding, he seeks Homer's help to win her back, then Edna runs off to a comic book convention with another man.
Family Guy Welcome Back Carter
Lois' mom demands a divorce after discovering Carter is having an affair; Peter becomes Carter's wing man.
Family Guy Halloween on Spooner Street
Peter and Joe perform painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family and friends; Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick or treating; Meg attends her first high school Halloween party.
Family Guy Baby, You Knock Me Out
Peter volunteers Lois to compete when he receives tickets to a boxing match.
Family Guy Brian Writes a Bestseller
One of Brian's books becomes a best-seller after Stewie becomes his manager; Lois decides that she and Peter need separate beds, leaving him to look for a new cuddle buddy.
Family Guy Road to the North Pole
After getting the brush-off from Santa at the mall, Brian and Stewie travel to the North Pole to teach Santa a lesson.
Family Guy New Kidney in Town
After years of drinking, Peter needs a kidney transplant; Chris and Meg write a poem to honor an important visitor.
Family Guy And I'm Joyce Kinney
Lois is forced to defend her reputation after the new local news anchor (Christine Lakin) does a story on her.
Family Guy Friends of Peter G.
Brian and Peter are required to attend a 12-step program to deal with their drinking problems; Death (Adam Carolla) gives Peter a glimpse of what life would be like without alcohol.
Family Guy German Guy
Chris' search for a new hobby leads him to befriend a puppeteer named Franz, until the man's checkered past is revealed.
Family Guy The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair
Meg offers to check on Joe while Bonnie is out of town; Stewie tries to become more evil.
Family Guy Trading Places
When Chris and Meg trade roles with their parents, Chris works at the brewery and Meg runs the house.
King of the Hill That's What She Said
A co-worker's (Ben Stiller) smutty comments rattle Hank; Dale quits smoking but takes up chewing tobacco.
King of the Hill My Hair Lady
Bill becomes a lady's man while working with Luanne at a trendy beauty salon. Guest voice Christina Applegate.
King of the Hill Phish and Wildlife
Hank teaches Bobby and a camp of hippies how to live off the land; Dale and Boomhauer leave camp for hamburgers.
King of the Hill Cheer Factor
Peggy overcomes obstinate coach Jo Rita (Peri Gilpin) to lead the cheerleading squad and fulfill her dream.
King of the Hill Dale Be Not Proud
Hank's hero, NHRA driver John Force, needs an organ transplant, and Dale is the only one who can save him.
King of the Hill Après Hank, le Deluge
Hank must save Arlen during a flood; Bill enjoys newfound confidence when he becomes an emergency leader.
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King of the Hill Keeping Up With Our Joneses
Hank forces Bobby to smoke an entire carton of cigarettes after he discovers his experimentation. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
King of the Hill King of the Ant Hill
Hank's relationship with Dale becomes strained when they compete for the best lawn on the block. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
King of the Hill Plastic White Female
Bobby is found practicing his kissing techniques on Luanne's hairstyling model head. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
King of the Hill How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying
Hank takes Bobby to a firing range and learns that his son is a perfect shot. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.