Saturday, September 26th TV listings for FXX USA HD - Eastern
The Simpsons I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
Caught in a bank robbery, Marge convinces the criminal to turn himself in by promising to visit him in jail.
The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XVIII
Homer, living a double life as a secret agent, must kill Kent Brockman; Bart and Lisa help Kodos reconnect with his home planet; Flanders decides to spook Springfield's children.
The Simpsons Little Orphan Millie
Milhouse starts to act like a man when he thinks his parents died at sea; Homer cannot remember the color of Marge's eyes.
The Simpsons Husbands and Knives
A friendly comic-book buff treats Bart, Lisa and Milhouse like royalty; Marge launches a gym for ordinary women.
The Simpsons Funeral for a Fiend
TV commercials influence the Simpsons to go to a rib restaurant where Sideshow Bob is waiting in a hoax to lure them to their doom.
The Simpsons Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind
When a drink erases the last 24 hours of his memory, Homer seeks help to try to piece together the events that led to his family being gone.
The Simpsons E. Pluribus Wiggum
Homer destroys Springfield's fast-food district; Mayor Quimby decides to have an early election.
The Simpsons That '90s Show
When Bart and Lisa unearth Marge's diploma from Springfield University, Marge reminisces about her college days, when she dated a pretentious professor and Homer became a music star.
The Simpsons Love, Springfieldian Style
To celebrate Valentine's Day, Homer takes Marge to the tunnel of love at a carnival, but when Bart pulls a prank they become stranded; Homer tries to cheer Marge up by telling her a love story.
The Simpsons The Debarted
Bart suspects that one of his friends is a rat when his seemingly fool-proof pranks start to backfire; Homer grows very attached to the fancy loaner car he gets after Marge damages their vehicle in an accident.
The Simpsons Dial "N" for Nerder
Marge hires a nutritionist, who puts Homer on a diet, but Homer decides to sneak in snacks on the side; the prank Bart and Lisa play on Martin Prince goes wrong.
The Simpsons Smoke on the Daughter
Lisa persuades Marge to pursue her childhood dream of becoming a ballerina by auditioning for a ballet academy; Homer shows Bart his secret room where he manufactures beef jerky.
The Simpsons Papa Don't Leech
When Mayor Quimby realizes the city of Springfield has gone broke, Lisa goes through the town's financial records and discovers millions in uncollected city taxes; Marge reluctantly allows a fugitive to stay with the family.
The Simpsons Apocalypse Cow
Bart tries to save a cow from the slaughterhouse; Homer and Marge devise a plan to stop Bart from getting married.
The Simpsons Any Given Sundance
When Lisa enters a documentary about her family in the Sundance Film Festival, Homer, Marge and Bart are embarrassed by the candid look at their lives.
The Simpsons Mona Leaves-a
When Homer's mother dies unexpectedly, he decides to fulfill her final wishes by scattering her ashes over Lake Watershed at Springfield Monument Park.
The Simpsons All About Lisa
As Krusty's new assistant, Lisa steals the spotlight and gets a TV show of her own; Homer and Bart bond over their newfound love of coin collecting.
The Simpsons Sex, Pies and Idiot-Scrapes
Homer is sent to jail after a brawl at the Springfield St. Patrick's Day parade; Marge unwittingly begins working at an erotic bakery.
The Simpsons Lost Verizon
Bart takes a job at a country club retrieving golf balls to help save up money to buy a cell phone; while watching celebrities at the course, Bart finds Denis Leary's cell phone and makes prank calls pretending to be Leary.
The Simpsons Double Double Boy in Trouble
Lenny wins the lottery and invites the Simpson family to a celebratory party at a luxurious hotel; Bart meets his exact look-alike, Simon, a member of the richest family in Springfield, and they decide to switch places.
Family Guy Adam West High
When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office as Quahog's new mayor; the race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian.
Family Guy Yacht Rocky
When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected.
Family Guy Bri-Da
Peter and his friends are tired of forgetting the lucrative business ideas they come up with while drinking; they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move; Quagmire tries to come to terms with a family development.
Family Guy Absolutely Babulous
When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won; Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused.
Family Guy Disney's The Reboot
After the network decides it is time to reboot the series, three versions of the reboot are shown to a focus group, which produces some feedback.
Family Guy Cat Fight
When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down; when Meg and Brian get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp to find their way.
Family Guy Peter & Lois' Wedding
The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening; Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s.
Family Guy Heart Burn
In celebration of Peter and Lois' anniversary, the Griffins recount their own versions of three love stories.
Family Guy Shanksgiving
When Lois hosts a special Thanksgiving dinner for her family, Peter decides the best way to avoid it is to get arrested; a secret that Stewie has been keeping from everyone is revealed.
Family Guy Christmas Is Coming
Meg has a response after she takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa; Brian must help Stewie process the experience.
Family Guy Connie's Celica
When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student decides to make Lois the target of her antics.
Family Guy Short Cuts
When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates.
King of the Hill Grand Theft Arlen
Hank cannot stop playing a video game about propane; Bobby trains for the presidential fitness test.
King of the Hill Peggy's Gone to Pots
When Peggy befriends a couple in order to sell real estate, they scam her into becoming a Cozy Kitchen representative; a visit from Rusty surprises Dale.
King of the Hill Hair Today, Gone Today
When unresolved feelings for Redcorn turn into stress for Nancy, her hair falls out; Nancy's mother learns a secret about hereditary hair loss.
King of the Hill Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies
Bill tries to get in shape for a physical at work; Hank tries to knock some sense into everyone as the family prepares for Luanne and Lucky's lavish wedding.
King of the Hill Lucky's Wedding Suit
Bill tries to get in shape for a physical at work; Hank tries to knock some sense into everyone as the family prepares for Luanne and Lucky's lavish wedding.
King of the Hill Suite Smell of Excess
At a college football game, Bobby ventures into a VIP suite belonging to a retired Nebraska quarterback; in the suite, Hank pretends to be the quarterback and calls a play.
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King of the Hill Leanne's Saga
Luanne's mother gets out of jail, stays with the Hills and begins dating Bill. Guest voice of David Herman. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
King of the Hill Junkie Business
The man Hank hires as an assistant turns out to be a recovering drug addict. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice of David Herman.
King of the Hill Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga
Bobby gets a job at the local NASCAR raceway; Boomhauer realizes his dream of driving a pace car. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice of NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt.
King of the Hill Peggy's Turtle Song
Peggy quits her job to stay at home and meets an angry female rocker while taking guitar lessons. Guest voices of Tammy Wynette and Ani DiFranco.