TV Schedule for Heartland (WTMQ-LD2) Jacksonville, NC

The Steve Harvey Show Back to School

Musician Steve Hightower becomes an inner-city music teacher.

The Steve Harvey Show Dead Dog Walking

When Bullethead (William Lee Scott) gets arrested, Steve (Steve Harvey) finds out that being a teacher doesn't end at 5 p.m.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper He Said, She Said

Mark (Mark Curry) looks like the bad guy when he rebuffs advances by Vanessa's friend (Dawn McMillan).

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper Matinee

Mark (Mark Curry) unwillingly takes Nicole (Raven-Symoné) to the movies, only to find that she has invited several friends.

The Nanny A Star Is Unborn

Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of "Romeo and Juliet" and Maxwell is forced to care for the children.

The Nanny Pishke Business

Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play.

Roseanne Past Imperfect

When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.

Roseanne Lies My Father Told Me

Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.

Roseanne I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.

Roseanne Body by Jake

Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.

George Lopez Sabes Quake

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

George Lopez George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

George Lopez George Buys a Vow

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

George Lopez George Watcha's Out for Jason

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

Married ... With Children Al on the Rocks

Al moonlights as a topless bartender to pay the medical bills when Seven sneezes and Peg assumes the worst.

Married ... With Children What I Did for Love

Peg tries everything she can think of to renew Al's interest in romance.

Married ... With Children Frat Chance

In an attempt to get a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity.

Married ... With Children The Chicago Wine Party

Faced with having to pay a tax increase on his beer, Al registers to vote.

Married ... With Children Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore

When Al can't pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job in a diner.

Married ... With Children Rock of Ages

Al poses as a former rock star to gain entrance to a first-class airport lounge.

The King of Queens Class Struggle

Carrie starts taking college classes and Doug's sister Stephanie, who just returned to town, helps him adjust.

The King of Queens Dark Meet

Doug and Carrie (Kevin James, Leah Remini) think back to the couple's first Thanksgiving spent with her parents. Guest star: Florence Henderson.

The King of Queens Work Related

Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.

The King of Queens Twisted Sitters

Doug and Carrie are caught in embarrassing circumstances while looking after Deacon and Kelly's children.

Two and a Half Men Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Two and a Half Men Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Two and a Half Men Smell the Umbrella Stand

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Two and a Half Men Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.

George Lopez George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother

Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.

George Lopez George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light

George helps Ernie lose weight, so Mel Powers will not fire him.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show The Poor Sportsmen of the Apocalypse

Florus is dismayed to find out that the real purpose of the guys-only hunting trip Jeff arranged is to play cards and eat junk food.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show Puppy Love Triangle

Jeff and Karen (Jeff Foxworthy, Ann Cusack) grow concerned when Matt's teacher (guest star Christine Rose) reports problems at school. With Haley Joel Osment.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show The Practical Joke

Hoping it will bring a better selection of treats, Nettie and Matt force Justin to wear a bunny costume for Halloween.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show The Thanksgiving Episode

Thanksgiving becomes a real family affair when Jeff invites his family and friends over to watch football.

The Nanny Smoke Gets in Your Lies

When Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) is caught smoking at school, Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks it might be her fault. Carol Channing appears as herself.

The Nanny My Fair Nanny

Fran gets an etiquette lesson from Niles and Maxwell so she can hold a mother-daughter tea for Maggie.

The Nanny The Nuchshlep

Tension arises after Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperones Maggie (Nicholle Tom) on a date and the young man (Jimmy Marsden) becomes interested in Fran.

The Nanny Here Comes the Brood

Feeling threatened by Fran's relationship with the children, C.C. takes them on a disastrous trip to the zoo.

Bob Hearts Abishola Greasy Underdog

When Bob, Abishola and Kemi learn that Morenike's family disowned her because she's gay, they do what they can to help her pay for school and stay in America.

Bob Hearts Abishola Full-Frontal Dottie

Excited by her physical therapy progress, Dottie insists she is ready to return to MaxDot, much to Bob, Douglas and Christina's dismay.

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Highway to Heaven Merry Christmas From Grandpa

On Christmas Eve, Jonathan allows three powerful people to foresee the consequences of their actions.

Highway to Heaven To Touch the Moon

A terminally ill boy takes in another boy who's continually in trouble with the law in an effort to help both his mother and the troubled boy.

Columbo Blueprint for Murder

Columbo excavates the area surrounding the newly poured foundation of a building to search for a corpse.