Monday, July 6th TV listings for MeTV (K27HP-D2) Alamogordo, NM
The Steve Harvey Show My Left Gator
Steve (Steve Harvey) uses Regina's (Wendy Raquel Robinson) sympathy to his advantage after hurting his foot moving her couch.
The Steve Harvey Show Detention Peddler
A daunting interview for the position of vice principal derails Steve's confidence; Cedric pops the question to Lovita.
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper The In-Laws
Mark tries to impress Vanessa's parents so they'll pay for the wedding, but he ends up embarrassing himself.
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper Security
Mark (Mark Curry) takes a second job as a security guard for a child star after Vanessa (Holly Robinson Peete) is laid off.
The Nanny You Bette Your Life
Fran's one-day on the job as a nanny for a wealthy man's son results in the child prodigy giving up the piano.
The Nanny The Heather Biblow Story
The widow (guest star Pamela Lee) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) former fiancé lands a part in Fran's favorite soap opera. Peter Bergman, Shemar Moore, Melody Thomas Scott and Hunter Tylo also guest star.
Roseanne Guilt by Disassociation
Roseanne is applying for the new job; the interview is a success, but unfortunately Roseanne has no idea about computers.
Roseanne Somebody Stole My Gal
Roseanne is offered a temporary job by Dan's boss; Roseanne invites him for dinner; Dan's lonely boss, Burt, comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.
Roseanne House of Grown-Ups
Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp; Darlene and Becky attend a party for older teenagers.
Roseanne Five of a Kind
Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.
George Lopez George's Grand Slam
George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.
George Lopez George Needs Anchor Management
When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.
George Lopez George's Relatively Bad Idea
George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.
George Lopez George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition
George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.
Married ... With Children Blonde and Blonder
Kelly attends her high-school reunion only to find the former class nerd transformed into a rich hunk.
Married ... With Children Dud Bowl II
Al seeks vengeance when the high-school scoreboard is named after Terry Bradshaw.
Married ... With Children Bearly Men
On a bear hunt in Wanker County, Al and Bud triumphantly bag a hibernating bear.
Married ... With Children The Two That Got Away
Forced from their mountain retreat, Al and the NO MA'AM guys find lodging in a bomb shelter.
Married ... With Children I Can't Believe It's Butter
Peg's mother gets a job as a 976-sex phone operator to help with Christmas expenses.
Married ... With Children Love Conquers Al
Al and Peg join Peg's parents on a marriage-encounter weekend.
The King of Queens Rayny Day
Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house.
The King of Queens Doug Out
Doug feels so guilty about putting down Arthur that he gives him one of his Mets tickets; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball.
The King of Queens Sparing Carrie
Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link: his wife, Carrie.
The King of Queens Block Buster
Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.
Two and a Half Men A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.
Two and a Half Men The Squat and the Hover
Depressed after receiving divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).
Two and a Half Men Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.
Two and a Half Men Thank You for the Intercourse
Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house.
George Lopez George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-Ante
George and Angie decide to have "the talk" with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.
George Lopez George Is Maid to Be Ruth-Less
George and Angie hire a maid (guest star Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.
George Lopez George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness
When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.
George Lopez George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La
George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally.
Roseanne Stressed to Kill
Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.
Roseanne Thanksgiving 1991
A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.
The Nanny Stock Tip
Fran dresses in drag to crash a men's club in order to stop Mr. Sheffield from using her boyfriend's stock tip.
The Nanny The Whine Cellar
Fran and C.C. (Fran Drescher, Lauren Lane) become trapped in the wine cellar during Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) 50th birthday bash.