TV Schedule for MtrSpt1 (K17MJ-D4) San Antonio, TX
Friday, September 19th TV listings for MtrSpt1 (K17MJ-D4) San Antonio, TX
The Real McCoys The Auction
Luke buys auctioned paintings.
The Real McCoys The Partners
Luke and Pat buy a boat.
Candid Camera rigs a phony game show, The Billion Dollar Answer.
An oil change in less than a minute. Bathroom faucets are rigged.
Tenants in a high-rise learn that cameras will be installed throughout their apartments; woman gets her head caught in a banister.
Peter Funt tries to get a free breakfast using a two-for-one coupon; gas station charges by the quart.
Cashier calls for a price check on every item; parking gate bar is rigged to move so quickly that cars can't pass.
Apartment residents attend trash class to learn about recycling. Vet tells people to comfort their pet by getting a shot.
Peter Funt plays a clerk who gives change in foreign money; mail carrier asks for tips.
Refrigerators are delivered in parts that must be assembled. Store requires customers to remove their shoes.
Fathers contend with squirting babies; people must keep moving to operate motion-activated lights.
Waitress samples customers' food; post office sells zero-cent stamps.
Store charges shipping and handling fees for purchases that aren't being shipped; comedian Jeff Foxworthy is caught off guard.
Valet parking at a convenience store; massage therapist uses cooking ingredients.
Unsuspecting people react to bizarre events.
Produce bags won't separate. Irregular gas is sold in New Jersey.
Steak house uses plastic knives. Change machine gives only pennies.
Carwash offers theft and fire insurance. Parking meters are installed in a residential neighborhood.
Store gives change in pennies; vision test for rental car drivers.
Road has speed bumps every three feet; second graders slice apple pie.
Rubber raft inflates in taxi. Store imposes a tax on sales tax.
Supermarket carts won't turn. Store charges extra for using cash.
Store sells tomorrow's paper. Kids tell their favorite jokes.
Supermarket speed bumps; doggie dating service.
Do-it-yourself security system. Small items in over-sized boxes.
Unsuspecting people react to bizarre events.
Allen Funt and crew make an historic journey to Moscow.
A golf course has missing holes.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Code Name: Diamond Head
"Code Name: Diamond Head" (1977) Suspense. An undercover agent hunts spies in Hawaii. With Roy Thinnes, France Nuyen, Ian McShane.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Crash of the Moons
"Crash of the Moons" (1954) Science Fiction. Our hero fights evil in outer space. From the "Rocky Jones, Space Ranger" TV series.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Eegah!
"Eegah!" (1963) Horror. A prehistoric man abducts a teenage singer's girlfriend.
CPO Sharkey Natalie's Ultimatum
Sharkey's long time girlfriend, Natalie, tires of waiting and gives him an ultimatum about marriage in their relationship.
CPO Sharkey Sharkey The Actor
Sharkey lands the lead in a Navy training film.
The Commish The Witches of Eastbridge
A heart is cut from a corpse at a funeral home; town believes a recluse (Ray Walston) taints Halloween treats.
CPO Sharkey Barracks Baby
Sharkey must hide a pregnant Mexican woman from INS officials in this Christmas themed episode.
CPO Sharkey Seven-Eleven Sharkey
Sharkey turns to the dice to help recruit Kowalski win back the money for his Mother's trip to Poland that the young man had lost in a craps game.