Saturday, May 18th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
Roseanne Secrets
Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.
Roseanne Don't Make Me Over
Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.
Roseanne Aliens
Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.
Roseanne Terms of Estrangement
Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.
Roseanne Terms of Estrangement
Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.
Roseanne The Dark Ages
The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.
Roseanne Mommy Nearest
Roseanne's mother (Estelle Parsons) plans to move to Lanford; Jackie romances a younger man (Matt Roth).
Roseanne Pretty in Black
Darlene wants no part of the Sweet Sixteen birthday party that's being planned for her; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.
Roseanne Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
Roseanne applies for a loan to develop her new business idea; Darlene catches D.J. watching their neighbor, Molly.
Roseanne Halloween IV
Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.
Roseanne Ladies Choice
Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home; Nancy's relationship with Marla surprises everyone.
Roseanne Stand on Your Man
Roseanne takes a self-defense course after a burglar tries to break into the restaurant while she is working late.
Roseanne Good Girls, Bad Girls
Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late returning from a rock concert.
Mike & Molly Immaculate Deception
Mike and Molly are excited to have the house to themselves for the weekend.
Mike & Molly Cops on the Rocks
Carl and Mike try to reconcile their partnership with couples counseling; after Peggy decides she won't participate in a promotional radio interview, Molly does it on her own.
Mike & Molly One Small Step for Mike
Molly gives Mike a device that will track his activity in hopes of helping him get healthier and take better care of himself, but Mike has other plans.
Mike & Molly Super Cop
Molly deals with a "new Mike" when he becomes hyper-vigilant after his wallet is stolen from the squad car while he was taking a nap.
Mike & Molly Joyce's Will Be Done
Molly is stunned when it is revealed that Joyce has decided to leave the house to Victoria in her will.
Mike & Molly The Good Wife
Mike and Molly have different ideas about how Molly should spend her time when she is between novels.
Mike & Molly Weekend With Birdie
When Mike brings home a stray puppy for the weekend, Molly has trouble trying to warm up to it.
Mike & Molly The Wreck of the Vincent Moranto
Mike is disappointed when Vince decides not to finish a do-it-yourself project they started together.
Mike & Molly Baby, Please Don't Go
When Molly discovers that a pregnant former student has nowhere to live, she decides to bring her home.
Mike & Molly Baby Bump
Mike and Molly discover that Frannie doesn't have a plan for the baby's birth, so they try to help by reuniting her with her estranged sister, Maura.
Mike & Molly The Adoption Option
When the adoption agency schedules a home visit with Mike and Molly, they need everyone's cooperation to make a good impression.
Mike & Molly Curse of the Bambino
Carl and Mike visit a psychic; Peggy takes Molly to her church to pray for something they've been waiting to receive.
Mike & Molly I See Love
When Mike and Molly bring their loved ones together for a significant event, they reflect on everything that brought them to this moment.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Gift
Ray (Ray Romano) buys his father (Peter Boyle) a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.
Everybody Loves Raymond High School
Debra (Patricia Heaton) shows up Ray (Ray Romano) by getting along with the cool people at his 20-year high-school reunion.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Letter
After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.
Everybody Loves Raymond All I Want for Christmas
A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.
Everybody Loves Raymond Civil Wars
Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.
Seinfeld The Bris
Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot.
Seinfeld The Lip Reader
George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver.
Seinfeld The Non-Fat Yogurt
Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son.
Seinfeld The Barber
Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.
Seinfeld The Masseuse
Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.
Seinfeld The Cigar-Store Indian
Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.
Seinfeld The Conversion
Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.
Seinfeld The Stall
Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend (Dan Cortese).
Seinfeld The Dinner Party
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.
Seinfeld The Marine Biologist
George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.
Seinfeld The Pie
Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine .
Seinfeld The Stand-In
Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Hair
After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.
The New Adventures of Old Christine He Ain't Heavy
While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner.