Monday, May 20th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
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The Andy Griffith Show Opie Steps Up in Class
Andy sends Opie to an exclusive camp for boys, where he makes a wealthy friend.
The Andy Griffith Show Howard's Main Event
Millie's former boyfriend threatens to beat up Howard if the two don't break up.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee the Juror
Aunt Bee, summoned for jury duty, disagrees with fellow jurors on her first case.
The Andy Griffith Show Tape Recorder
Opie disobeys Andy and tape-records a bank robber's confession.
M*A*S*H Wheelers and Dealers
Col. Potter orders Klinger to tutor him for driving school on a night Klinger has set aside for a big poker game.
M*A*S*H Communication Breakdown
Charles receives a week's supply of newspapers from home at a time when no other mail is getting through.
M*A*S*H Snap Judgement
Klinger is accused of being responsible for a rash of thefts around the camp.
M*A*S*H Snappier Judgement
Klinger, facing a court-martial, agrees to let Charles defend him.
Bonanza The Hostage
The Cartwrights tear the Nevada countryside apart looking for Ben when he is kidnapped and a ransom of $100,000 is demanded.
Gunsmoke Lyle's Kid
A boy is trained as a gunfighter to seek vengeance for wrongs done to his father.
Gunsmoke The Hide Cutters
Matt joins a trail drive to prevent a conflict between the drivers and some hide-cutters.
Gunsmoke Zavala
Matt befriends a 13-year-old Mexican boy who believes the marshal can rid his village of a group of bandits.
Gunsmoke Uncle Finney
A bizarre attempted robbery by two bumbling hill-country brothers turns into a comedy of errors.
The Andy Griffith Show The Darlings Are Coming
Andy unexpectedly has his hands full as The Darlings, a family of musicians from the mountains, arrive in Mayberry to meet a bus due the next day.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy's English Valet
Malcolm Merriwether, an English tourist, passes by Mayberry on a bicycle. After causing a traffic accident, he agrees to work off the damages as Andy's personal valet.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney's First Car
Barney spends his life savings to buy a used car. Unbeknownst to him, the car is actually a lemon and has several issues and defects.
The Andy Griffith Show The Rivals
After Opie is struck with puppy love, Barney tries to show him how to handle women.
The Andy Griffith Show A Wife for Andy
Barney thinks it's time Andy got married, but Andy has a plan of his own.
The Andy Griffith Show Dogs, Dogs, Dogs
A pack of hunting dogs overruns the Mayberry courthouse just as Andy is trying to impress a state official.
Everybody Loves Raymond Mia Famiglia
Ray's (Ray Romano) excitement about meeting a distant relative (guest star Argentina Brunetti) wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.
Everybody Loves Raymond Marie's Meatballs
Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Checkbook
Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Ride-Along
Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Family Bed
Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.
Everybody Loves Raymond Good Girls
Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend (Monica Horan) better than she likes her because Amy is a "good girl."
Everybody Loves Raymond T-Ball
Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.
The King of Queens Brace Yourself
A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant.
The King of Queens Home Cheapo
Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap.
The King of Queens Offensive Fowl
Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her.
The King of Queens Mild Bunch
Doug reunites with a high-school friend (Adam Sandler) who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts.
The King of Queens Manhattan Project
Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available in Manhattan.
The King of Queens Single Spaced
Carrie moves to Manhattan; Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after running into friends who recently had a child.
Seinfeld The Secretary
George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.
Seinfeld The Race
Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa.
Seinfeld The Switch
George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.
Seinfeld The Scofflaw
A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.
Mom A Small Nervous Breakdown and a Misplaced Fork
Christy goes on a date for the first time since getting sober; Bonnie decides to teach Roscoe how to gamble.
Mom Loathing and Tube Socks
Everyone around Christy tests her patience; Bonnie comes face-to-face with a former rival.
Mom Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Handbag
Christy makes a new friend with big problems; Bonnie tries to put someone else's needs ahead of her own.
Mom Abstinence and Pudding
Christy wants to take things slow with Adam (Justin Long); Bonnie has a disagreement with her rival, Marjorie.