Saturday, May 24th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
Roseanne Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.
Roseanne Labor Day
Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.
Roseanne Past Imperfect
When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.
Roseanne Lies My Father Told Me
Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.
Roseanne I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep
D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.
Roseanne Body by Jake
Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.
Roseanne Isn't It Romantic?
Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.
Roseanne Altar Egos
Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.
Mike & Molly St. Patrick's Day
Samuel and Carl try to meet women by hosting a St. Patrick's Day party; Molly shares juicy details of past St. Patrick's Day excursions.
Mike & Molly Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?
Carl and Mike arrest Molly's literary hero (Susan Sarandon) for a DUI.
Mike & Molly Sex, Lies and Helicopters
Molly wonders if she should tell Mike when she sees Carl coming out of Victoria's room late at night.
Mike & Molly This Old Peggy
After Peggy's bathtub falls through the ceiling, Mike wants Peggy to go to a doctor.
Mike & Molly 'Tis the Season to Be Molly
Mike promises Molly he will be home in time for dinner on Christmas Eve -- until he and Carl find themselves in the back of a stolen truck; Molly is upset with Vince for trying to alter Christmas traditions.
Mike & Molly Gone Cheatin'
A guys-only fishing trip doesn't turn out as Mike planned when Carl decides to ask Victoria to join them.
Mike & Molly The Last Temptation of Mike
When Mike's flirtations with a rookie police officer are met with reciprocation, he begins to feel guilty.
Mike & Molly Support Your Local Samuel
When Samuel receives a letter from his parents saying they are having financial issues, he considers moving back to Africa.
Mike & Molly Mike Check
When Molly learns that Mike hasn't been to the doctor in over a decade, she urges him to make an appointment.
Mike & Molly Checkpoint Joyce
When Joyce refuses to take a breathalyzer test at a checkpoint, Mike is forced to arrest her for driving under the influence.
Mike & Molly Immaculate Deception
Mike and Molly are excited to have the house to themselves for the weekend.
Mike & Molly The World According to Peggy
When Peggy -- somewhat mysteriously -- announces her sudden retirement, Molly decides to plan a party for her.
Mike & Molly Buy the Book
Molly is very excited when her book finally becomes available for purchase but starts to obsessively worry that no one will buy it.
Everybody Loves Raymond Cousin Gerard
Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.
Everybody Loves Raymond Debra's Workout
Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.
Everybody Loves Raymond No Thanks
Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show.
Everybody Loves Raymond Left Back
Ray and Debra discuss whether or not to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Christmas Picture
Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together.
Seinfeld The Cheever Letters
Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.
Seinfeld The Opera
A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).
Seinfeld The Virgin
Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.
Seinfeld The Contest
Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.
Seinfeld The Airport
Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.
Seinfeld The Pick
Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risque underwear ad.
Seinfeld The Movie
Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.
Seinfeld The Visa
Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.
Seinfeld The Shoes
Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.
Seinfeld The Outing
An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.
Seinfeld The Old Man
When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.
Seinfeld The Implant
Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Exile on Lame Street
Christine objects when Richard and new Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchie is too young to be exposed to sex, drugs and rock and roll vices on display at a Rolling Stones concert, Christine forbids it.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese
Relief at meeting another working mother at her son's school vanishes when Christine learns where the woman actually works.
The New Adventures of Old Christine A Fair to Remember
After a chance meeting, Christine finds she still has feelings for an old boyfriend (Matthew Letscher).
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Passion of the Christine
Since New Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at Old Christine's house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Answer Is Maybe
When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Come to Papa Jeff
When Christine's parents can't make it to Grandparents Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff, the new man in her life should go as Ritchie's special friend.
The Golden Girls Golden Moments: Part 1
The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia announces she is going to live with her son.
The Golden Girls Golden Moments: Part 2
The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia announces she is going to live with her son.