Saturday, December 27th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
Roseanne Two Down, One to Go
Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.
Roseanne The Mommy's Curse
Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.
Roseanne Party Politics
Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.
Roseanne A Stash From the Past
Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.
Roseanne Be My Baby
After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.
Roseanne Homeward Bound
A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.
Roseanne Guilt by Imagination
Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.
Roseanne Homecoming
Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky.
Roseanne Thanksgiving '93
A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving.
Two and a Half Men Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
Two and a Half Men For the Sake of the Child
After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
Two and a Half Men Give Me Your Thumb
Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.
Two and a Half Men Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
Two and a Half Men That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
Two and a Half Men Warning, It's Dirty
Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.
Two and a Half Men Yay, No Polyps!
Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.
Two and a Half Men Crude and Uncalled For
A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.
Two and a Half Men Aye, Aye, Captain
When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?
Two and a Half Men Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.
Two and a Half Men I Found Your Mustache
Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.
Everybody Loves Raymond Pet the Bunny
Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands.
Everybody Loves Raymond Who Am I?
Ray starts to think he's having an identity crisis since he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends.
Everybody Loves Raymond Robert Needs Money
Ray and Debra are flummoxed when a cash-strapped Robert accepts $1,000 from them and then wants to high-tail it to Vegas.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Sigh
Ray gives Debra exclusive use of their bathroom, then realizes he made a big mistake.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Annoying Kid
Raymond encounters problems with the young son of a befriended couple.
Seinfeld The Maid
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begins dating his new maid (Angela Featherstone); George ponders a nickname; Elaine has to get the new area code.