Thursday, April 23rd TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H Picture This
Col. Potter decides to paint a picture of the 4077th crew for Mildred's birthday.
M*A*S*H That Darn Kid
While Hawkeye is serving as paymaster, a goat eats $22,000 in cash.
M*A*S*H Hey, Look Me Over
Dreaded Col. Bucholtz comes to inspect the nursing staff.
M*A*S*H Trick or Treatment
Tricks seem to overrule treats on Halloween when a rowdy group of Marines ends up as patients. Guest starring George Wendt and Andrew Dice Clay.
Gunsmoke My Brother's Keeper
Seeking refuge from a storm, Festus stumbles into a cave where an elderly Indian lies dying.
Gunsmoke Lynott
A former lawman saves Matt's life then agrees to take his place while the marshal's wounds heal.
Gunsmoke Lijah
A prejudiced jury sits in judgment of a stern, quiet mountain man accused of committing three wanton murders.
Gunsmoke Trafton
Matt tries to catch a cold-eyed gunslinger who has killed a sheriff and a priest.
Gunsmoke Drago
An elderly trailblazer sets out to track down the slayer of a woman who had befriended him.
The Andy Griffith Show The Merchant of Mayberry
Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman, despite strong pressure to put him out of business.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee the Warden
With the courthouse full of moonshiners, Otis has to serve his jail time for public intoxication at the Taylor house under the supervision of Aunt Bee.
The Andy Griffith Show The County Nurse
Andy and Barney exert all their efforts to convince local farmer Rafe Hollister to take his tetanus shot when he refuses.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and Barney in the Big City
Andy and Barney travel to Raleigh on a business trip and get involved in the capture of a jewel thief in their hotel.
The Andy Griffith Show Wedding Bells for Aunt Bee
A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married.
The Andy Griffith Show Three's a Crowd
Barney interferes with Andy's attempts to romance Mayberry's County Nurse, Mary Simpson; when Andy suggests to Barney that he and Mary need some alone time, Barney immediately thinks that they are getting married.
Everybody Loves Raymond No Roll
Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.
Everybody Loves Raymond Odd Man Out
Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.
Everybody Loves Raymond Ray's Ring
Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman.
Everybody Loves Raymond Marie's Sculpture
Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra.
Everybody Loves Raymond Frank Goes Downstairs
Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.
Everybody Loves Raymond Jealous Robert
Debra and Marie hope that Robert will be stirred to action when they fix up Amy with Raymond's friend Gianni.
Everybody Loves Raymond It's Supposed to Be Fun
While watching the twins play basketball, Ray has a hard time dealing with the fact that Geoffrey is a terrible athlete.
The King of Queens Wish Boned
Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.
The King of Queens Van, Go
Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.
The King of Queens Ice Cubed
Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.
The King of Queens Catching Hell
Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.
The King of Queens Slippery Slope
When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours.
The King of Queens Buy Curious
When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.
Seinfeld The Parking Garage
Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall.
Seinfeld The Cafe
Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small café backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test.
Seinfeld The Tape
Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light.
Seinfeld The Nose Job
Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.
The New Adventures of Old Christine I'll Show You Mine
After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Other F Word
Christine's attempt to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school has unintended consequences.
The New Adventures of Old Christine A Long Day's Journey Into Stan
Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: herself. Christine realizes she really did care for Burton.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Teach Your Children Well
Christine refuses to give in to pressure to have a ritzy celebration for Ritchie's birthday and hosts an arts-and-crafts party at home.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show The Return of Barney Fife
Barney returns to Mayberry to attend his high-school reunion.
The Andy Griffith Show The Legend of Barney Fife
Barney is shamed into displaying his "legendary" courage by going after an escaped convict.
The Andy Griffith Show Lost and Found
Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique pin, but finds it after she has spent the money.
The Andy Griffith Show Wyatt Earp Rides Again
An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendant of the famous Wyatt.