Thursday, July 16th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H Dreams
Two days without sleep produce strange dreams.
M*A*S*H War Co-Respondent
Happily married B.J. falls for a war correspondent (Susan Saint James).
M*A*S*H Back Pay
Angered by the way civilian doctors are profiting from the war, Hawkeye presents the Army with a bill for his medical services.
M*A*S*H April Fools
A no-nonsense colonel visits the 4077th during an outbreak of April Fools' Day pranks.
Gunsmoke To Ride a Yellow Horse
An ambitious mother doesn't consider Newley a suitable match for her daughter.
Gunsmoke The Disciple
Dodge City residents are stunned when Matt turns in his badge because he no longer feels he can keep the peace.
Gunsmoke Matt Dillon Must Die
A widower and his four sons plan to hunt down Matt to avenge the death of a fifth son, a wanted murderer.
Gunsmoke A Town in Chains
Matt rides into a town to warn about approaching outlaws, only to be captured and held for ransom by the band himself.
Gunsmoke Thirty a Month and Found
A sequence of tragedies leads to the death of three cowboys, one of them a friend of Matt's.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney and the Governor
Barney issues the governor a parking ticket when his chauffeur parks in a no-parking zone. The governor, impressed, visits Mayberry to commend him for doing his job without favoritism.
The Andy Griffith Show Man in a Hurry
Malcolm Tucker, a wealthy businessman, has trouble getting his car to start and finds himself stranded in Mayberry on a Sunday.
The Andy Griffith Show High Noon in Mayberry
Barney orders Gomer and Otis to keep watch on Andy when an ex-con Andy sent to prison many years before returns to Mayberry.
The Andy Griffith Show Class Reunion
Andy and Barney look forward to seeing their high-school sweethearts at the Mayberry Class of '45 reunion.
The Andy Griffith Show Rafe Hollister Sings
Rafe Hollister, a farmer with a golden voice, is chosen to represent Mayberry at a musical, but Mayor Stoner believes he looks too seedy. It is then up to Andy to make Rafe presentable enough.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie and the Spoiled Kid
Opie meets Arnold Winkler, a spoiled kid who teaches him how to manipulate Andy into increasing his allowance by throwing tantrums.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Can Opener
The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.
Everybody Loves Raymond You Bet
After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.
Everybody Loves Raymond Sex Talk
Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Will
Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Sister
Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.
Everybody Loves Raymond Cousin Gerard
Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.
Everybody Loves Raymond Debra's Workout
Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.
The King of Queens Van, Go
Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.
The King of Queens Ice Cubed
Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.
The King of Queens Catching Hell
Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.
The King of Queens Slippery Slope
When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours.
The King of Queens Buy Curious
When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.
The King of Queens Pole Lox
Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.
Seinfeld The Truth
George tries honesty when he explains to his new girlfriend (Valerie Mahaffey) why they must break up.
Seinfeld The Pen
Jerry and Elaine go to Florida when a condo association honors his father.
Seinfeld The Dog
Jerry is in charge of a troublesome dog and is stuck in his apartment, which leaves George and Elaine stranded together with very little in common.
Seinfeld The Library
The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Champ
Christine admits she is attracted to Stan (Andy Richter), with whom she serves lunch at Ritchie's school.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Playdate With Destiny
Ritchie's raffle prize of a playdate with his teacher (Blair Underwood) thrills Christine, until Richard's prescheduled father-son plans threaten to spoil the fun.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Women 'N Tuition
Christine and Richard must make some sacrifices to pay for increases in Ritchie's school tuition; Matthew considers some extreme changes.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Mission: Impossible
Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment.
The Drew Barrymore Show Tracy Morgan
Tracy Morgan (show "Crutch"); Drew, Ross and Sunny Anderson cover the latest headlines in Drew's News.
The Drew Barrymore Show Haley Lu Richardson
Drew talks to Haley Lu Richardson about her debut book of poems, called "I'm Sad and Horny."
The Andy Griffith Show Andy's Investment
Andy opens a coin laundry to save money for Opie's college education.
The Andy Griffith Show Howard and Millie
Howard proposes marriage to Millie at the bakery where she works.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Cousin
Andy learns the truth when he sees his cousin alight from a freight train.
The Andy Griffith Show Suppose Andy Gets Sick
Goober takes over at the office when Andy comes down with the flu.