Saturday, July 18th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
Roseanne Good-bye Mr. Right
Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.
Roseanne Becky, Beds and Boys
Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.
Roseanne Trick or Treat
In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.
Roseanne PMS, I Love You
Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
Roseanne Bird Is the Word
Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.
Roseanne Dream Lover
Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.
Roseanne Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.
Roseanne Confessions
Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead.
Roseanne The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.
Roseanne The Wedding
Plans for Eddie and Crystal's wedding proceed until Crystal reveals more news.
Roseanne Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door.
Roseanne Home Ec
Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight.
Roseanne Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken.
Roseanne Communicable Theater
When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.
Seinfeld The Stranded
After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up.
Seinfeld The Alternate Side
Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment.
Seinfeld The Red Dot
Jerry is unintentionally responsible for Elaine's romantic woes; George gives Elaine a cashmere sweater.
Seinfeld The Subway
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides.
Seinfeld The Pez Dispenser
George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance.
Seinfeld The Fix-Up
Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson).
Seinfeld The Boyfriend
Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.
Seinfeld The Boyfriend
Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.
Seinfeld The Limo
Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.
Seinfeld The Good Samaritan
Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.
Seinfeld The Letter
After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.
Seinfeld The Parking Space
George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.
The King of Queens Move Doubt
Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.
The King of Queens G'Night, Stalker
Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.
The King of Queens Raygin' Bulls
When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.
The King of Queens Baker's Doesn't
Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church; Arthur and Spence try to cash in by writing a Christmas song.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Let Him Eat Cake
Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Sleepless in Mar Vista
After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Undercover Brother
Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten).
The New Adventures of Old Christine Strange Bedfellows
Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Real Thing
Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Faith Off
When Christine figures out Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, she goes to any length possible to make sure he doesn't screw up the job.
The New Adventures of Old Christine My Big Fat Sober Wedding
Christine tries to stay sober at her friend's wedding, but has a hard time keeping her mouth shut nonetheless.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Friends
Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Frasier
Christine realizes that a reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Big Bang
Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep
After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Popular
Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a "meanie mom" for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Traffic
Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him, but things don't go as planned when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.
The Golden Girls Blind Date
Blanche has reservations about dating a blind man, since he cannot see her physical attributes; Dorothy and Rose coach a children's team.
The Golden Girls Impotence of Being Ernest
Rose feels inadequate when her new boyfriend experiences impotency.