TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Thursday, May 9th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
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The Andy Griffith Show Mind Over Matter
Goober, convinced that he has a severe case of whiplash, promptly becomes a helpless invalid.
The Andy Griffith Show Politics Begin at Home
Aunt Bee and Howard both decide to run for the office of town councilman.
The Andy Griffith Show The Senior Play
Helen and her teenage students convince the principal the younger generation is no different from his own.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie Finds a Baby
Opie and his friend find an abandoned baby and run into trouble when they try to find it some new parents.
M*A*S*H Letters
Hawkeye turns the 4077th into pen pals for fourth-graders back in the States.
M*A*S*H Cementing Relationships
An amorous Italian soldier pursues Margaret.
M*A*S*H Father's Day
Margaret is reunited with her Army colonel father.
Bonanza The Companeros
Will uncovers the selfish ambitions of a former revolutionary's wife and interferes in a plot to overthrow the Mexican president.
Gunsmoke Ladies From St. Louis
Five nuns are reluctant to turn in a wounded outlaw because he saved their lives.
Gunsmoke Tiger by the Tail
A lovesick, penniless transient embarks on a lucrative but perilous career, boiling nitroglycerine off dynamite for a gang of robbers.
Gunsmoke Tiger by the Tail
Matt pursues an outlaw gang blowing up safes with nitroglycerin.
Gunsmoke The Wreckers
Kitty aids Matt in exchanging identities with a murderer to escape when they are kidnapped by outlaws.
The Andy Griffith Show Bailey's Bad Boy
Andy teaches Ronald Bailey, the spoiled son of a rich man, the importance of being self-reliant and responsible.
The Andy Griffith Show The Manicurist
After a shaky start, male patrons accept the addition of a manicurist to Floyd's barbershop.
The Andy Griffith Show The Jinx
A Mayberry resident is convinced he is a jinx until Andy helps restore his self-confidence.
The Andy Griffith Show Jailbreak
Mayberry's small-town methods prove more effective in capturing a fugitive than those of the state police.
The Andy Griffith Show A Medal for Opie
Opie signs up for a race to win a medal, but he loses and learns an important lesson in good sportsmanship instead.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney and the Choir
Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the town choir.
Everybody Loves Raymond Security
Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early. Guest stars Fred Willard and Georgia Engel.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Ingrate
Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.
Everybody Loves Raymond Crazy Chin
Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents (Fred Willard and Georgia Engel) point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Nice Talk
While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother (Georgia Engel) trade stories about themselves and their families.
Everybody Loves Raymond Blabbermouths
Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Model
A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Mentor
Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.
The King of Queens Domestic Disturbance
Carrie gets a raise and hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug, who retaliates by hiring Veronica as his personal housekeeper.
The King of Queens Pour Judgment
Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender.
The King of Queens Gym Neighbors
When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.
The King of Queens Gorilla Warfare
When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.
The King of Queens Hi, School
When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach (Burt Reynolds) treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.
The King of Queens Deconstructing Carrie
As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.
Seinfeld The Heart Attack
Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tabolowsky) for his claimed heart attack.
Seinfeld The Deal
Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple.
Seinfeld The Baby Shower
Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower.
Seinfeld The Chinese Restaurant
Jerry and his friends have difficulty getting a table at a crowded Chinese restaurant.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Popular
Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a `meanie mom' for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Traffic
Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him, but things don't go as planned when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Between a Rock and a Hard Place
Christine tries to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The New Adventures of Old Christine
Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him.