TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

M*A*S*H C*A*V*E

The 4077th's evacuation to a nearby cave poses a big problem for Hawkeye, then Col. Potter becomes aware of it.

M*A*S*H Rally Round the Flagg, Boys

Col. Flagg shows up at the 4077th again, convinced that Hawkeye is a Communist sympathizer.

M*A*S*H Preventative Medicine

A careless colonel increases the number of seriously wounded soldiers arriving at the compound.

M*A*S*H A Night at Rosie's

Hawkeye, B.J. and their medical cohorts find a new way to escape the depressive atmosphere of the war.

Gunsmoke The Lost

A feral child living in the woods helps Kitty after a stagecoach accident.

Gunsmoke Phoenix

A convict agrees, upon his release, to kill a man he has never met.

Gunsmoke Waste

Matt delays his pursuit of an outlaw in order to help a boy (Johnnie Whitaker) search for his mother.

Gunsmoke Waste

Matt confronts the outlaw whose pursuit he had delayed to help a boy (Johnnie Whitaker) find his mother.

Gunsmoke New Doctor in Town

A new doctor faces the suspicion and mistrust of many of the townspeople when he fills in for Doc Adams.

The Andy Griffith Show TV or Not TV

A TV production team comes to Mayberry with a proposal to do a television show about the town's sheriff department. Andy becomes suspicious when the production team starts taking interest in Mayberry's bank.

The Andy Griffith Show Guest in the House

Helen gets jealous when Andy's very attractive cousin Gloria stays with the Taylors for a change of environment after she recently got broken up with.

The Andy Griffith Show The Case of the Punch in the Nose

Barney comes across a 19-year-old assault case file between Floyd and Mr. Foley. Determined to officially close the case, he tries to get statements from the parties involved.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Newspaper

Opie and his friend Howie make their own newspaper, the Mayberry Sun, but nobody buys it. After Andy and Barney encourage him to print more interesting stories, Opie decides to publish all the gossip from around town.

The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau

Aunt Bee pretends that she is dating a married man to avoid being a third wheel after Clara convinces her that she is preventing romance from blossoming between Andy and Helen.

The Andy Griffith Show The Arrest of the Fun Girls

When two young women get a speeding ticket, they enjoy the attention from Andy and Barney.

Everybody Loves Raymond How They Met

Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect back on their own first meeting and kiss.

Everybody Loves Raymond Boob Job

After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a "big" surprise for him.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Can Opener

The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.

Everybody Loves Raymond You Bet

After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.

Everybody Loves Raymond Sex Talk

Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Will

Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Sister

Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.

Everybody Loves Raymond Cousin Gerard

Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.

The King of Queens Consummate Professional

Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.

The King of Queens Like Hell

Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.

The King of Queens Sandwiched Out

The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.

The King of Queens Shear Torture

Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.

The King of Queens Inn Escapable

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

The King of Queens Move Doubt

Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.

Seinfeld The Opposite

George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee."

Seinfeld The Chaperone

Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).

Seinfeld The Big Salad

George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.

Seinfeld The Pledge Drive

Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Champ

Christine admits she is attracted to Stan (Andy Richter), with whom she serves lunch at Ritchie's school.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Playdate With Destiny

Ritchie's raffle prize of a playdate with his teacher (Blair Underwood) thrills Christine, until Richard's prescheduled father-son plans threaten to spoil the fun.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Women 'N Tuition

Christine and Richard must make some sacrifices to pay for increases in Ritchie's school tuition; Matthew considers some extreme changes.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Mission: Impossible

Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment.

Roseanne The Commercial Show

Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.

Roseanne Therapy

Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop.

Roseanne Lies

Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.

Roseanne Deliverance

Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop.

Roseanne Secrets

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.