TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

Roseanne Lanford Daze

The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a school play.

Roseanne Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home

The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior and his mistress.

Roseanne First Cousin, Twice Removed

Roseanne's visiting cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school and follow her dreams.

Roseanne Lose a Job, Winnebago

The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show" when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home.

Roseanne It's a Boy!

Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.

Roseanne It Was Twenty Years Ago Today

Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan, but she is not prepared for his gift.

Roseanne Santa Claus

As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

Roseanne No Place Like Home for the Holidays

A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner while Dan and D.J. are trapped at home.

Roseanne White Trash Christmas

The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.

Two and a Half Men Who's Vod Kanockers?

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.

Two and a Half Men A Pot-Smoking Monkey

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

Two and a Half Men A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Two and a Half Men Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.

Two and a Half Men Release the Dogs

Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.

Two and a Half Men Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.

Two and a Half Men Walnuts and Demerol

Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date; he finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.

Two and a Half Men Castrating Sheep in Montana

Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter.

Two and a Half Men Don't Worry, Speed Racer

When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.

Two and a Half Men My Damn Stalker

Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher.

Two and a Half Men Young People Have Phlegm Too

A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.

Everybody Loves Raymond Odd Man Out

Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.

Everybody Loves Raymond Ray's Ring

Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman.

Everybody Loves Raymond Marie's Sculpture

Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra.

Everybody Loves Raymond Frank Goes Downstairs

Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.

Everybody Loves Raymond Jealous Robert

Debra and Marie hope that Robert will be stirred to action when they fix up Amy with Raymond's friend Gianni.

Seinfeld The Foundation

George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancee, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.

Seinfeld The Soul Mate

George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.

Seinfeld The Bizarro Jerry

Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.

Seinfeld The Little Kicks

Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.

Seinfeld The Package

Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.

Seinfeld The Fatigues

The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.

Seinfeld The Checks

Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.

Seinfeld The Chicken Roaster

Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.

Seinfeld The Abstinence

George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.

Seinfeld The Andrea Doria

George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough.

Seinfeld The Little Jerry

George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.

Seinfeld The Money

Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss.

The New Adventures of Old Christine White Like Me

After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Snakes on a Date

Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie

When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down

Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises.

The New Adventures of Old Christine So You Think You Can Date

Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay).

The Golden Girls The Truth Will Out

Rose explains to her daughter why she has so little money to leave in her will.

The Golden Girls Nice and Easy

Even man-hungry Blanche finds it difficult to tolerate her niece's promiscuous nature.