TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Monday, May 4th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
M*A*S*H I Hate a Mystery
Hawkeye turns sleuth to solve a rash of robberies in which he is the prime suspect.
M*A*S*H Germ Warfare
After a transfusion using a pint of Frank's blood, Hawkeye suspects him of having hepatitis.
M*A*S*H Dear Dad
At Christmastime, Hawkeye writes a letter to his father describing what a doctor's life is like at the 4077th.
M*A*S*H Edwina
When it's discovered that a robust nurse is lonely and sad, the other nurses declare they will hold back their favors until she gets a boyfriend.
Gunsmoke Shadler
Newly and a convict disguised as a priest unite to protect a small town from outlaws.
Gunsmoke Quiet Day in Dodge
Exhausted Matt returns with a dangerous prisoner, only to find chaos and confusion in Dodge City.
Gunsmoke Whelan's Men
A vengeful gunman and his band of outlaws terrorize Dodge City during Matt's absence.
Gunsmoke Kimbrough
Matt hopes to rehabilitate his former mentor (John Anderson), now an itinerant drunk who sweeps out stables for whiskey money.
Gunsmoke Jesse
Festus encounters an old friend (Brock Peters), now a fugitive from the law.
The Andy Griffith Show Mountain Wedding
The Darling family returns to Mayberry and asks Andy for help in dealing with Ernest T. Bass, a mountain man who keeps pursuing Briscoe's married daughter Charlene.
The Andy Griffith Show The Big House
Barney and Gomer are responsible for watching over two thieves who are temporarily jailed in Mayberry. Between the two of them, the criminals manage to escape three times.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie the Birdman
Opie takes on the job of raising three baby birds after he accidentally kills the mother bird and learns important life lessons along the way.
The Andy Griffith Show The Haunted House
Andy, Barney, and Gomer look for a lost baseball while exploring a supposedly haunted house and experience some strange events inside.
The Andy Griffith Show Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army
Mountain man Ernest T. Bass goes on a window-breaking ruckus around town after the army refuses to accept him in their ranks. When Andy and Barney arrest him, he explains to them that he wants a uniform to attract women.
The Andy Griffith Show The Sermon for Today
A preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life.
Everybody Loves Raymond P.T. & A
Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.
Everybody Loves Raymond Ally's F
Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.
Everybody Loves Raymond Boys' Therapy
The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions.
Everybody Loves Raymond Debra's Parents
All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.
Everybody Loves Raymond A Job for Robert
Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side.
Everybody Loves Raymond A Date for Peter
Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice.
Everybody Loves Raymond Favors
Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Faux Pas
Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family.
The King of Queens Road Rayge
Doug loses his license to drive after Ray Barone (Ray Romano) cheats off his driving test. Brad Garrett and Peter Boyle also guest star.
The King of Queens Supermarket Story
Doug, Carrie and Arthur face a chaotic trip to the grocery store on the day before Thanksgiving; Doug encounters a stranger from his past.
The King of Queens Noel Cowards
Arthur's Christmas gift to Doug and Carrie provides a solution to the couple's car troubles that ends up being worse than the problem.
The King of Queens Fixer Upper
Carrie fixes Spence (Patton Oswalt) up with an extremely timid girl from her office, but advice from Doug threatens a good thing.
The King of Queens Best Man
Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entree that he ordered at the reception.
The King of Queens Dog Days
A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life.
Seinfeld The Scofflaw
A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.
Seinfeld The Beard
Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.
Seinfeld The Kiss Hello
Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.
Seinfeld The Doorman
Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.
The Golden Girls Journey to the Center of Attention
Dorothy replaces Blanche as the center of attention for the men at Blanche's favorite nightspot.
The Golden Girls A Midwinter Night's Dream
After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.
The Golden Girls A Midwinter Night's Dream Continues
After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.
The Golden Girls Rose: Portrait of a Woman
Sophia becomes a doting mother when Dorothy accepts a lucrative corporate teaching job.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show A New Doctor in Town
The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens.
The Andy Griffith Show Don't Miss a Good Bet
Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme.
The Andy Griffith Show Dinner at Eight
Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone in the house; but he finds he must eat three spaghetti dinners cooked by three thoughtful friends.
The Andy Griffith Show A Visit to Barney Fife
Andy visits Barney at the Raleigh police department and makes a hero out of his bumbling former deputy.