TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific HD

Roseanne Sleeper

Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why.

Roseanne Skeleton in the Closet

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soirée at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.

Roseanne Follow the Son

D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy.

Roseanne Punch and Jimmy

Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.

Roseanne White Men Can't Kiss

Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.

Roseanne Thanksgiving 1994

The Conner family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby they are expecting.

Roseanne Maybe Baby

Dan and Roseanne are awaiting the results of the pregnancy; Dan tries to soothe and comfort Roseanne, but she feels misunderstood and thinks Dan would prefer she didn't have the baby.

Roseanne The Parenting Trap

DJ's teacher asks Dan and Roseanne to come and talk to the school; she tells the Conners that she thinks DJ has a learning disability because he refuses to solve problems at the board.

Roseanne Rear Window

Dan and Roseanne see the neighbors from the bedroom window; Mark is confused because Becky regularly meets David for coffee and finally asks Darlene for help.

Roseanne My Name Is Bev

Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out; an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem; in a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic.

Roseanne Bed and Bored

Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.

Roseanne Sisters

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Roseanne Lost Youth

Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.

Roseanne Single Married Female

While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

Roseanne All About Rosey

Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne."

Roseanne All About Rosey

Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne."

Roseanne Husbands and Wives

Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.

Roseanne Happy Trailers

Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Roseanne The Blaming of the Shrew

Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Seinfeld The Betrayal

Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat.

Seinfeld The Apology

Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body; George awaits an apology; Kramer researches short showers.

Seinfeld The Strike

George and his father celebrate an alternative holiday; Kramer goes back to work after a long bagel strike.

Seinfeld The Dealership

Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal.

Seinfeld The Reverse Peephole

Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted.

Seinfeld The Cartoon

Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon.

Seinfeld The Strong Box

Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup.

Seinfeld The Wizard

Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds.

Seinfeld The Burning

George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious.

Seinfeld The Bookstore

Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party.

Seinfeld The Frogger

Elaine wolfs down Peterman's (John O'Hurley) pricey cheesecake; Kramer calls in "the guys" for George.

Seinfeld The Maid

Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begins dating his new maid (Angela Featherstone); George ponders a nickname; Elaine has to get the new area code.

The King of Queens Cello, Goodbye

Doug feels threatened when Carrie's new job at a law firm gives her a taste of big-city sophistication.

The King of Queens Richie's Song

Doug can't work up the courage to tell Richie (Larry Romano) that his wife (Michele Maika) is cheating on him.

The King of Queens Paternal Affairs

Arthur is immediately smitten with Doug's favorite aunt (Brenda Vaccaro) and asks permission to court her.

The King of Queens Head First

Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur and soon discovers the benefits and risks of allowing his father-in-law to tag along with him in public.

The New Adventures of Old Christine I Love What You Do for Me

When Christine realizes her life has not evolved in the past five years, Max offers to help her make a big change.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Scream

Christine mistakes a good-looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. Later on, New Christine goes into labor; unfortunately for Old Christine, it happens to take place on her birthday!

The New Adventures of Old Christine Get Smarter

When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a surprise engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a surprising decision.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Pilot

On her son's first day at private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Supertramp

When Christine learns that her ex-husband, Richard, is in an intimate relationship, she resolves to make her own conquests.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Open Water

Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love.

The New Adventures of Old Christine One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus

Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton.

The New Adventures of Old Christine I'll Show You Mine

After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Other F Word

Christine's attempt to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school has unintended consequences.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Long Day's Journey Into Stan

Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: herself. Christine realizes she really did care for Burton.