TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific HD

Roseanne The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.

Roseanne Couch Potatoes

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Roseanne Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.

Roseanne Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Roseanne Let Them Eat Junk

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Roseanne Roseanne in the Hood

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box; while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.

Roseanne The Last Date

Roseanne and Dan would like to go out one more time before the baby comes; when there is no more room in the restaurant of the Grand-Hotel, they soon get mixed up with the guests of a Bar Mitzvah celebration.

Roseanne Halloween: The Final Chapter

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Roseanne The Fifties Show

The Conners lead a life as a perfect All-American family in the fifties with Dan as a businessman and Roseanne as a diligent housewife; DJ is a successful footballer, but he would rather be a rock star.

Roseanne The Getaway, Almost

Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.

Roseanne The Last Thursday in November

D.J. must perform a drama about the story of Thanksgiving at his school; when the play is a little patriotic, many parents are horrified, but the Connors are enthusiastic and celebrate the feast in their own way.

Roseanne Of Mice and Dan

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Roseanne Direct to Video

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

Roseanne December Bride

A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.

Roseanne The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.

Roseanne The White Sheep of the Family

A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.

Roseanne Becky Howser, M.D.

Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.

Roseanne Out of the Past

Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane.

Roseanne Construction Junction

Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.

Seinfeld The Red Dot

Jerry is unintentionally responsible for Elaine's romantic woes; George gives Elaine a cashmere sweater.

Seinfeld The Subway

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides.

Seinfeld The Pez Dispenser

George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance.

Seinfeld The Fix-Up

Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson).

Seinfeld The Boyfriend

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Seinfeld The Boyfriend

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Seinfeld The Limo

Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.

Seinfeld The Good Samaritan

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.

Seinfeld The Letter

After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.

Seinfeld The Parking Space

George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.

Seinfeld The Keys

Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.

Seinfeld The Pitch

Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to create a new television show.

The King of Queens Net Prophets

Carrie insists on using Doug's Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock.

The King of Queens Party Favor

Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man.

The King of Queens Block Buster

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

The King of Queens Frozen Pop

Arthur disrupts Carrie and Doug's lives by moving from the cold basement to the much warmer second floor.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Women 'N Tuition

Christine and Richard must make some sacrifices to pay for increases in Ritchie's school tuition; Matthew considers some extreme changes.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Mission: Impossible

Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment.

The New Adventures of Old Christine What About Barb?

Christine and Barb disagree about how to run the women's gym that they now own together; Matthew helps Ritchie find the perfect nanny.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Crash

Christine and Marly argue after getting into a fender bender in the school parking lot; with her car in the shop, Christine must rent a luxury SUV.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Ritchie Scores

Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Endless Shrimp, Endless Night

Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Let Him Eat Cake

Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Sleepless in Mar Vista

After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Undercover Brother

Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten).

The New Adventures of Old Christine Strange Bedfellows

Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.