TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific HD

Roseanne Construction Junction

Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.

Roseanne We're Going to Disney World

Dan announces his job in the workshop and gets a pretty good compensation; instead of paying off the debts or saving money, Roseanne plans a holiday with the whole family; the goal is Disney World in Florida.

Roseanne Disney World War II

The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service; the park has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.

Roseanne Springtime for David

David takes a job at a bizarre amusement park so he can escape the Conner household; while working there, he must always be cheerful and tidy.

Roseanne Another Mouth to Shut Up

Darlene is pregnant and wants to marry David; Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.

Roseanne Morning Becomes Obnoxious

A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.

Roseanne Ballroom Blitz

Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev is excluded from the wedding preparations and therefore takes part in a seniors dance course.

Roseanne The Wedding

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.

Roseanne Heart & Soul

Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.

Roseanne Fights and Stuff

After Dan comes home from the hospital, Roseanne discovers that he has not been sticking to his doctor-prescribed diet regime.

Roseanne Call Waiting

Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from a sitcom after watching reruns.

Roseanne Life and Stuff

Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.

Roseanne We're in the Money

Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; now they could finally fulfill their wishes, if it wasn't for annoying unpaid bills; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision to behave like adults and to remain reasonable.

Roseanne D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce, after they run into an old friend who has just been through one; Dan begins to fear the worst about their marriage.

Roseanne Language Lessons

Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts.

Roseanne Radio Days

Dan enters a songwriting contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.

Roseanne Lovers' Lane

On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky's first boyfriend; Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes.

Roseanne The Memory Game

Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion; Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Roseanne.

Roseanne Here's to Good Friends

Roseanne's friend Crystal has a love affair; Roseanne and Jackie want to help her get over it so they take her out to drown her sorrows.

Seinfeld The Cigar-Store Indian

Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.

Seinfeld The Conversion

Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

Seinfeld The Stall

Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.

Seinfeld The Dinner Party

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.

Seinfeld The Marine Biologist

George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.

Seinfeld The Pie

Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine.

Seinfeld The Stand-In

Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

Seinfeld The Wife

Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.

Seinfeld The Raincoats

Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.

Seinfeld The Raincoats

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.

Seinfeld The Fire

George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.

Seinfeld The Hamptons

George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.

The King of Queens Departure Time

Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York.

The King of Queens Swim Neighbors

Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property.

The King of Queens S'no Job

Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS.

The King of Queens Walk, Man

In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone (Nicole Sullivan) to take Arthur for a walk three times a week.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Happy Couple

After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.

The New Adventures of Old Christine One and a Half Men

Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Decent Proposal

Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine How I Hate Your Mother

Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine White Like Me

After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Snakes on a Date

Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie

When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down

Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises.

The New Adventures of Old Christine So You Think You Can Date

Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay).

The New Adventures of Old Christine Self-Esteem Tempura

When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it.