TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific HD

Roseanne Bingo

Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.

Roseanne The Bowling Show

Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.

Roseanne The Back Story

Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household; Roseanne's mother arrives.

Roseanne Less Is More

Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Rosanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appear twice as large.

Roseanne Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.

Roseanne This Old House

Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.

Roseanne The Commercial Show

Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.

Roseanne Therapy

Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop.

Roseanne Lies

Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.

Roseanne Deliverance

Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop.

Roseanne Secrets

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.

Roseanne Don't Make Me Over

Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.

Roseanne Aliens

Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.

Roseanne Terms of Estrangement

Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.

Roseanne Terms of Estrangement

Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.

Roseanne The Dark Ages

The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.

Roseanne Mommy Nearest

Roseanne's mother (Estelle Parsons) plans to move to Lanford; Jackie romances a younger man (Matt Roth).

Roseanne Pretty in Black

Darlene wants no part of the Sweet Sixteen birthday party that's being planned for her; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.

Roseanne Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

Roseanne applies for a loan to develop her new business idea; Darlene catches D.J. watching their neighbor, Molly.

Seinfeld The Secret Code

George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancée, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.

Seinfeld The Pool Guy

The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.

Seinfeld The Sponge

Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.

Seinfeld The Gum

Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.

Seinfeld The Rye

A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.

Seinfeld The Caddy

A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.

Seinfeld The Seven

A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.

Seinfeld The Cadillac

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Seinfeld The Cadillac

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Seinfeld The Shower Head

Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads.

Seinfeld The Doll

George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.

Seinfeld The Friars Club

Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.

The King of Queens Frozen Pop

Arthur disrupts Carrie and Doug's lives by moving from the cold basement to the much warmer second floor.

The King of Queens Fair Game

Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller.

The King of Queens Meet By-Product

Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight.

The King of Queens The Shmenkmans

Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children; Arthur rediscovers a breakfast cereal from his childhood.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Curious Case of Britney B

The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Nuts

Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy

Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine I Love Woo, I Hate You

Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein

When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.

The New Adventures of Old Christine It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Whale of a Tale

The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Truth or Dare

Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns, and she must sort out her feelings.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Family Unfair

As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Sweet Charity

After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or on charity.