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Roseanne Halloween IV

Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.

Roseanne Ladies Choice

Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home; Nancy's relationship with Marla surprises everyone.

Roseanne Stand on Your Man

Roseanne takes a self-defense course after a burglar tries to break into the restaurant while she is working late.

Roseanne Good Girls, Bad Girls

Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late returning from a rock concert.

Roseanne Of Ice and Men

Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher (Matt Roth) comes to an end; D.J. tries out for a junior hockey league.

Roseanne No Place Like Home for the Holidays

A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner while Dan and D.J. are trapped at home.

Roseanne Crime and Punishment

Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.

Roseanne War and Peace

Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital after Fisher abuses her.

Roseanne Lanford Daze

The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a school play.

Roseanne Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home

The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior and his mistress.

Roseanne First Cousin, Twice Removed

Roseanne's visiting cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school and follow her dreams.

Roseanne Lose a Job, Winnebago

The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show" when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home.

Roseanne It's a Boy!

Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.

Roseanne It Was Twenty Years Ago Today

Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan, but she is not prepared for his gift.

Roseanne Playing With Matches

Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home.

Roseanne Promises, Promises

Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.

Roseanne Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town.

Roseanne Tooth or Consequences

Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family.

Roseanne Daughters and Other Strangers

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J.

Seinfeld The Junk Mail

Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.

Seinfeld The Merv Griffin Show

Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past.

Seinfeld The Slicer

Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary.

Seinfeld The Betrayal

Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat.

Seinfeld The Apology

Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body; George awaits an apology; Kramer researches short showers.

Seinfeld The Strike

George and his father celebrate an alternative holiday; Kramer goes back to work after a long bagel strike.

Seinfeld The Dealership

Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal.

Seinfeld The Reverse Peephole

Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted.

Seinfeld The Cartoon

Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon.

Seinfeld The Strong Box

Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup.

Seinfeld The Wizard

Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds.

Seinfeld The Burning

George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious.

The King of Queens Pregnant Pause

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

The King of Queens Pregnant Pause

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

The King of Queens Walk, Man

In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone (Nicole Sullivan) to take Arthur for a walk three times a week.

The King of Queens Sight Gag

Doug uses a two-for-one coupon to give Carrie a gift of corneal surgery which results in her temporary blindness.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Ritchie Has Two Mommies

Christine tries to pull herself together to make a good impression at parents' night at Ritchie's school, but is caught off guard when new Christine shows up as well.

The New Adventures of Old Christine No Fault Divorce

Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments. When Christine mentions this to Richard, his cryptic reaction leads her to question whether the counselor acted in their best interest.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Exile on Lame Street

Christine objects when Richard and new Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchie is too young to be exposed to sex, drugs and rock and roll vices on display at a Rolling Stones concert, Christine forbids it.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese

Relief at meeting another working mother at her son's school vanishes when Christine learns where the woman actually works.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Fair to Remember

After a chance meeting, Christine finds she still has feelings for an old boyfriend (Matthew Letscher).

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Passion of the Christine

Since New Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at Old Christine's house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Answer Is Maybe

When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Come to Papa Jeff

When Christine's parents can't make it to Grandparents Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff, the new man in her life should go as Ritchie's special friend.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Oh God, Yes

Ritchie returns from a church festival with Richard and New Christine with an interest in religion. Christine, who once had a bad experience at church, re-examines her beliefs and with Ritchie and Matthew in tow, decides to give God another go.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Separation Anxiety

Christine tries to be supportive of Barb, whom she expects to be wallowing in misery as she did after her own divorce. Meanwhile, when Barb moves in, Matthew relocates to Ritchie's room where he discovers his nephew's strange sleep habits.