TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific

The Andy Griffith Show The Church Organ

Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impoverished congregation buy an organ.

The Andy Griffith Show Girl Shy

Girl-shy Warren turns into a sleepwalking Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.

The Andy Griffith Show Malcolm at the Crossroads

Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard.

The Andy Griffith Show Otis, the Artist

Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career.

The Andy Griffith Show The Return of Barney Fife

Barney returns to Mayberry to attend his high-school reunion.

The Andy Griffith Show The Legend of Barney Fife

Barney is shamed into displaying his "legendary" courage by going after an escaped convict.

M*A*S*H The Trial of Henry Blake

Hot Lips and Frank challenge Henry's fitness to command by reporting the activities of the 4077th to the Army brass.

M*A*S*H Dear Dad ... Three

Hawkeye writes a letter to his father, telling him some of the wacky goings-on at the 4077th.

M*A*S*H The Sniper

The personnel of the 4077th are besieged by a lone sniper who believes he is firing on U.S. headquarters.

Gunsmoke Eleven Dollars

Festus is attacked on his way to deliver money to a young woman who has been suddenly cut free from the confines of her sheltered life by the death of her father.

Gunsmoke Milligan

A local farmer joins a posse and is criticized and punished for shooting an outlaw in the back.

Gunsmoke Tatum

Bitter townspeople don't want an elderly gunfighter buried next to his wife in their cemetery.

Gunsmoke The Sodbusters

Marshal Dillon rides into a range war while pursuing an outlaw.

Gunsmoke The Brothers

After being duped into helping to shoot and kill an outlaw, Kitty is pursued by the man's brother.

The Andy Griffith Show Dogs, Dogs, Dogs

A pack of hunting dogs overruns the Mayberry courthouse just as Andy is trying to impress a state official.

The Andy Griffith Show Mountain Wedding

The Darling family returns to Mayberry and asks Andy for help in dealing with Ernest T. Bass, a mountain man who keeps pursuing Briscoe's married daughter Charlene.

The Andy Griffith Show The Big House

Barney and Gomer are responsible for watching over two thieves who are temporarily jailed in Mayberry. Between the two of them, the criminals manage to escape three times.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie the Birdman

Opie takes on the job of raising three baby birds after he accidentally kills the mother bird and learns important life lessons along the way.

The Andy Griffith Show The Haunted House

Andy, Barney, and Gomer look for a lost baseball while exploring a supposedly haunted house and experience some strange events inside.

Everybody Loves Raymond Sweet Charity

Ray enjoys his volunteer work at the hospital because the patients treat him like a celebrity; Debra comes to regret her decision to force her husband to volunteer at the hospital.

Everybody Loves Raymond Meeting the Parents

Amy's conservative parents catch Robert in a compromising position.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Plan

Ray persuades Robert to botch an invitation assignment so Amy will let him off the hook with their wedding plans, but the scheme backfires.

Everybody Loves Raymond Sleepover at Peggy's

When Ray drops off Ally for a sleepover, he gets the idea that his nemesis in the cookie drive is making a pass at him.

Everybody Loves Raymond Who's Next

Debra chooses a friend to replace her if she dies but gets annoyed when Ray seems pleased by the idea.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Shower

Marie attempts to take over when Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy; Debra runs into trouble with the law and must rely on Marie for help.

Everybody Loves Raymond Baggage

Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an unspoken battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away.

The King of Queens Van, Go

Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.

The King of Queens Ice Cubed

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.

The King of Queens Catching Hell

Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.

The King of Queens Slippery Slope

When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours.

The King of Queens Buy Curious

When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.

Seinfeld The Barber

Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.

Seinfeld The Masseuse

Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.

Seinfeld The Cigar-Store Indian

Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.

Seinfeld The Conversion

Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Nuts

Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy

Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine I Love Woo, I Hate You

Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.