TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific
Friday, October 17th TV listings for TV Land - Pacific
The Andy Griffith Show Lost and Found
Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique pin, but finds it after she has spent the money.
The Andy Griffith Show Wyatt Earp Rides Again
An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendant of the famous Wyatt.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee Learns to Drive
Andy faces some new problems when Aunt Bee buys a secondhand car.
The Andy Griffith Show Look Paw, I'm Dancing
Opie is reluctant to attend the school party after he learns that it is a dance.
The Andy Griffith Show The Gypsies
Andy has a problem when a band of gypsies comes to Mayberry and puts a curse on the town.
The Andy Griffith Show Eat Your Heart Out
Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town, but she has eyes for Andy.
M*A*S*H Carry On, Hawkeye
Hawkeye is the only doctor left to operate when the flu hits the 4077th.
M*A*S*H The Incubator
Hawkeye and Trapper battle the brass all the way to the top in their efforts to get an incubator for the unit.
M*A*S*H Deal Me Out
The officers' weekly poker game at the 4077th is interrupted by three separate emergencies. Guest starring Noriyuki "Pat" Morita and John Ritter.
M*A*S*H Hotlips and Empty Arms
When Hot Lips decides that life is passing her by, she dumps Frank and requests a transfer.
Gunsmoke Hostage
A gang of murderers called the Dog Soldiers swears vengeance against Matt for killing one of their members.
Gunsmoke Jubilee
A Kansas farmer (Scott Brady) dreams of making it rich with his quarter horse.
Gunsmoke Arizona Midnight
A little cowboy riding a giant horse rides into Dodge claiming that the horse turns into an elephant when the moon is full.
Gunsmoke Homecoming
Two outlaws return to visit their dying mother, then take Doc and Kitty hostage to ensure their safe escape.
Gunsmoke Patricia
Deputy Newley marries Patricia Colby, whom he had courted while both were tending the injured from a Kansas tornado.
The Andy Griffith Show Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army
Mountain man Ernest T. Bass goes on a window-breaking ruckus around town after the army refuses to accept him in their ranks. When Andy and Barney arrest him, he explains to them that he wants a uniform to attract women.
The Andy Griffith Show The Sermon for Today
A preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life.
The Andy Griffith Show Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee
Briscoe Darling decides to court and marry Aunt Bee after he is treated to her hospitality and home cooking. When he resorts to kidnapping, Andy rescues Aunt Bee and convinces her to make Briscoe work hard to clean up their home.
The Andy Griffith Show Gomer the House Guest
Gomer moves in with Andy after he loses his job at the filling station. Before long, the Taylor house turns into another filling station as Gomer's customers line up to get their cars looked at in Andy's driveway.
The Andy Griffith Show A Black Day for Mayberry
Barney lets it slip that a top-secret shipment of gold will make its way through Mayberry on the way to Fort Knox. Everyone in town soon knows about the gold and welcomes it with a carnival-like reception.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain
Opie gets straight A's on his report card, much to Andy's delight. But when Opie finds out that his teacher made an error, he cannot figure out how to tell the truth without disappointing his father.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Bachelor Party
Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment.
Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Wedding
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a traditional, Barone-style ceremony; Robert assigns Ray to keep an eye on his future brother-in-law, Peter (Chris Elliott). Fred Willard and Georgia Engel also guest star.
Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Wedding
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
Everybody Loves Raymond Fun with Debra
Tightly wound Debra decides to join Ray on a golf outing in order to recover their former fun-loving relationship.
Everybody Loves Raymond Thank You Notes
Marie nags Amy, her new daughter-in-law, to send out "thank you" notes; Debra is thrilled that she finally has an ally to oppose Marie.
Everybody Loves Raymond Home From School
Michael claims he's too sick to go to school and spends an entire day watching Ray work in his downstairs office.
Everybody Loves Raymond Misery Loves Company
After just three months of wedded bliss, Robert and Amy try to offer Ray and Debra advice on building a happy marriage.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Contractor
Ray's contractor friend takes an eternity to replace the kitchen stove.
The King of Queens Pole Lox
Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.
The King of Queens Vocal Discord
Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.
The King of Queens Consummate Professional
Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.
The King of Queens Like Hell
Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.
The King of Queens Sandwiched Out
The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.
The King of Queens Shear Torture
Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.
Seinfeld The Stall
Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.
Seinfeld The Dinner Party
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.
Seinfeld The Marine Biologist
George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.
Seinfeld The Pie
Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine .
The New Adventures of Old Christine Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.
The New Adventures of Old Christine It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.
The New Adventures of Old Christine A Whale of a Tale
The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Truth or Dare
Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns and she must sort out her feelings.
