TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific

Roseanne The Monday Thru Friday Show

Roseanne and Dan's wedding is ushered in without a honeymoon; it's their 15th anniversary and they try to make up for it, but they cannot agree on a location.

Roseanne Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking.

Roseanne Father's Day

Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticises Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.

Roseanne Nightmare on Oak Street

When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period.

Roseanne Mall Story

It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody.

Roseanne Becky's Choice

Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man.

Roseanne The Slice of Life

Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.

Roseanne Workin' Overtime

Roseanne's heavy overtime is about to push her over the edge; after two weeks of working every night and coming home to chaos, her only last resort is to run away; she winds up at a diner where she swaps stories.

Roseanne Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

Roseanne Death and Stuff

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.

Roseanne Dear Mom and Dad

Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable so she spends a few days at the Conners'; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc.

Roseanne Let's Call It Quits

A tough, nit-picking new supervisor at the factory makes life unbearable for all the employees, including a fed-up Roseanne; pushed to her limit, Roseanne cuts a deal with the devil.

Roseanne Inherit the Wind

Becky suffers major public embarrassment at school, when she passes gas during a presentation before her fellow students; Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

Roseanne Little Sister

Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer and announces she's going to the police academy; this rekindles an old sibling rivalry that leads to an all out wrestling match in the Conner living room.

Roseanne Guilt by Disassociation

Roseanne is applying for the new job; the interview is a success but unfortunately Roseanne has no idea about computers.

Roseanne Somebody Stole My Gal

Roseanne is offered a temporary job by Dan's boss; Roseanne invites him for dinner; Dan's lonely boss, Burt, comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Roseanne House of Grown-Ups

Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp; Darlene and Becky attend a party for older teenagers.

Roseanne Five of a Kind

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

Roseanne Sweet Dreams

Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

Roseanne Brain-Dead Poets' Society

Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit

Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.

Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit

Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.

Seinfeld The Invitations

George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.

Seinfeld The Foundation

George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancee, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.

Seinfeld The Soul Mate

George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.

Seinfeld The Bizarro Jerry

Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.

Seinfeld The Little Kicks

Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.

Seinfeld The Package

Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.

Seinfeld The Fatigues

The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.

Seinfeld The Checks

Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.

Seinfeld The Chicken Roaster

Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.

Seinfeld The Abstinence

George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.

The King of Queens Clothes Encounter

Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then taking them back to the shops within a few days. Meanwhile, Spence's new girlfriend is so afraid of his dog she tells him to decide who he wants, the dog or her.

The King of Queens Queens'bro Bridge

After discovering that Arthur and his estranged half brother, Skitch (guest star Shelley Berman), inherited their aunt's home 10 years ago, Doug hatches a plan to reunite the siblings and get them to move in together.

The King of Queens Dog Shelter

Carrie discovers Doug's parents have shielded him from the truth for years by replacing his dog with look-alikes.

The King of Queens Taste Buds

Upset about not getting his way after Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for dinner and a movie rental, Doug tries to manipulate him into wanting the same things he does.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Happy Couple

After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.

The New Adventures of Old Christine One and a Half Men

Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Decent Proposal

Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine How I Hate Your Mother

Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine White Like Me

After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Snakes on a Date

Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie

When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down

Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises.

The New Adventures of Old Christine So You Think You Can Date

Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay).

The New Adventures of Old Christine Self-Esteem Tempura

When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it.