TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific

The Drew Barrymore Show Danny Seo; Valerie Bertinelli; Dina Lombardi

Dina Lombardi joins Drew and Danny Seo to show how to make an eco-friendly pasta meal.

The Drew Barrymore Show Sunny Anderson New

Sunny Anderson shows Drew and Ross how to make mac-n'-cheese lasagna.

The Andy Griffith Show Girl Shy

Girl-shy Warren turns into a sleepwalking Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.

The Andy Griffith Show Malcolm at the Crossroads

Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard.

The Andy Griffith Show Otis, the Artist

Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career.

The Andy Griffith Show The Return of Barney Fife

Barney returns to Mayberry to attend his high-school reunion.

M*A*S*H Sometimes You Hear the Bullet

Frank throws his back out and applies for a Purple Heart, while Hawkeye mourns the loss of a friend and sends an underage soldier home.

M*A*S*H 5 O'Clock Charlie

Daily bombing near the hospital by an inept North Korean pilot becomes the leading spectator sport at the 4077th.

M*A*S*H The Trial of Henry Blake

Hot Lips and Frank challenge Henry's fitness to command by reporting the activities of the 4077th to the Army brass.

M*A*S*H Deal Me Out

The officers' weekly poker game at the 4077th is interrupted by three separate emergencies. Guest starring Noriyuki "Pat" Morita and John Ritter.

M*A*S*H Crisis

The personnel of the 4077th respond in the usual manner when supply lines are cut short and they face critical shortages.

M*A*S*H The General Flipped at Dawn

A new area commander scares everyone in the 4077th with his militarism.

M*A*S*H O.R.

The doctors of the 4077th have more than they can handle on a bad day in the OR.

M*A*S*H The Late Captain Pierce

Hawkeye finds it no easy matter to establish that he's alive after he finds out his father was notified of his demise.

M*A*S*H The Bus

Col. Potter, Hawkeye, B.J., Frank and Radar get hopelessly lost on their way back from a medical meeting.

M*A*S*H Hawkeye

Hawkeye suffers a concussion and is rescued by a Korean family who cannot understand English.

M*A*S*H The Novocaine Mutiny

Hawkeye faces a court-martial when his running feud with Frank flares up while Col. Potter is out of the camp and Frank is in charge.

M*A*S*H Mulcahy's War

An embittered private refuses to heed Father Mulcahy's counsel because the priest has never experienced front-line duty.

M*A*S*H Fade Out, Fade In

Charles Winchester joins the team; Hot Lips returns from her honeymoon; Klinger learns that his lawyer is a phony.

M*A*S*H Fade Out, Fade In

Charles Winchester is unhappy with his surroundings at the 4077th; Frank receives psychiatric treatment to get over his love affair with Hot Lips.

The Andy Griffith Show Barney Runs for Sheriff

Barney runs for sheriff when it seems Andy has found another job.

The Andy Griffith Show If I Had a Quarter-Million

Barney stumbles upon a huge sum of money from a bank robbery. Thinking the thief will return to look for his money, Barney decides to go undercover to find and capture him.

The Andy Griffith Show TV or Not TV

A TV production team comes to Mayberry with a proposal to do a television show about the town's sheriff department. Andy becomes suspicious when the production team starts taking interest in Mayberry's bank.

The Andy Griffith Show Guest in the House

Helen gets jealous when Andy's very attractive cousin Gloria stays with the Taylors for a change of environment after she recently got broken up with.

The Andy Griffith Show The Case of the Punch in the Nose

Barney comes across a 19-year-old assault case file between Floyd and Mr. Foley. Determined to officially close the case, he tries to get statements from the parties involved.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Newspaper

Opie and his friend Howie make their own newspaper, the Mayberry Sun, but nobody buys it. After Andy and Barney encourage him to print more interesting stories, Opie decides to publish all the gossip from around town.

Everybody Loves Raymond Wallpaper

Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.

Everybody Loves Raymond Meant to Be

Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him.

Everybody Loves Raymond Pet Cemetery

When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Author

Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Walk to the Door

Ray runs into a girl he disrespected when they dated in high school, but he ends up regretting an apology.

Everybody Loves Raymond Young Girl

Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Sneeze

Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather.

Everybody Loves Raymond What Good Are You?

Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes.

The King of Queens Bed Spread

Doug and Carrie borrow twin beds while waiting for a new bed to be delivered and discover that doing things separately has advantages.

The King of Queens Doug Less

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he had been there with an old girlfriend.

The King of Queens Doug Less

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he was there with an old girlfriend.

The King of Queens King Pong

Doug asks Arthur to train him at ping-pong so that he can beat Carrie, and Spence is jealous when his girlfriend is promoted to waitress at the bowling alley.

The King of Queens Dreading Vows

Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows, then try to cancel the ceremony; Arthur debates keeping his wedding present for himself.

The King of Queens Nocturnal Omission

Doug decides not to ruin Deacon's weekend with a beautiful stewardess by telling him about his ex-wife's plans.

Seinfeld The Butter Shave

Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter.

Seinfeld The Voice

Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters.

Seinfeld The Serenity Now

Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander.

Seinfeld The Blood

At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.

Roseanne Lobocop

Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

Roseanne No Talking

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Roseanne Chicken Hearts

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her obnoxious teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Roseanne One for the Road

Roseanne, Dan and DJ visit Roseanne's parents; Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with her girlfriend Dana, but they get drunk instead.